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Woman hides heroin, cash in vagina

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  1. ChrisBosh

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    http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2011/03/20/17691836.html


    Woman hides heroin, cash in vagina

    A Pennsylvania woman who crashed her car after burglarizing a local inn had a sizable stash of drugs and cash hidden in her vagina.

    According to a report in the Scranton Times-Tribune, police were called to the scene of a car crash on March 13 where Karin Mackaliunas was arrested for suspicion of theft.

    During a search, police found three bags of heroin in her jacket. While police escorted the woman to the station, officers noticed her fidgeting in the back seat.

    She then told police that she had hidden more drugs in her vagina.

    A doctor who performed a search removed: 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, eight prescription pills and $51.22 in cash and change.:eek:

    Mackaliunas was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.






    I thought this might amuse some of y'all.
     
  2. The Drake

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    That **** was unseemly, man.
     
  3. moestavern19

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    Sounds like a cavernous cooch, man.
     
  4. The Real Shady

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  5. WhoMikeJames

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    Big Vagina!
     
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  6. Zboy

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    Capital One.

    What's in your Vagina?

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  7. rimrocker

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    I didn't know Paris Hilton was from PA.
     
  8. tmoney1101

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    In all fairness, it does seem like convenient place to store your belongings.
     
  9. moestavern19

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    As long as you've been gang-banged by a pack of polar bears.
     
  10. SwoLy-D

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    The Grand Canyon of Coochland. :eek:
     
  11. RunninRaven

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    I love that she went to the trouble of shoving all that stuff up her unmentionable and STILL left plenty of heroine in her jacket to get arrested.
     
  12. tested911

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    The most disturbing part is the $ 1.22 change...why? :confused:
     
  14. RedRacer

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    If she couldnt find a ride ride, she was gonna take a bus bus :grin:
     
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    "See, cuz of the echo."
     
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  17. VanityHalfBlack

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    That's ****ing disgusting!!!! Why would a woman do that to her vagina??? Vagina is suppose to be a pleasant home, like a flower garden in the spring..
     
  18. Jontro

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    I'm afraid to say, "pics of gtfo"

    so I won't say it.
     
  19. glad_ken

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    Craig in there too!
     
  20. krnxsnoopy

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    Probably smells worse in there than a fish market wrapped in roast beef.
     

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