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Just found this in the walls of my house...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by oomp, Mar 19, 2011.

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  1. oomp

    oomp Member

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    Don't know what to think. Primer untouched but sounds hollow. My house was built in 53, found it in converted garage wall. No idea when that happened. Any ideas fellow clutchfans?

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    #1 oomp, Mar 19, 2011
  2. v3.0

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    Lonely old grandma type was one of the previous owners?
     
    #2 v3.0, Mar 19, 2011
  3. Franchize

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    it's a dildo
     
    #3 Franchize, Mar 19, 2011
  4. Jugdish

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    That it is Edward. That it is indeed.
     
    #4 Jugdish, Mar 19, 2011
  5. Duncan McDonuts

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    Prototype Fleshlight.
     
    #5 Duncan McDonuts, Mar 19, 2011
  6. hairyme

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    Seriously guys, grow up.

    It's clearly a leg from an old table...eh, a very short table... or maybe a couch... well, a not-so-heavy couch... uhh, hmm...

    Nevermind, it's a dildo.
     
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  7. TheFreak

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    No idea whose hand that might be, but I would suggest contacting the authorities. It is remarkably well-preserved though.
     
    #7 TheFreak, Mar 19, 2011
  8. Rockets2K

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    definitely a leg of some sort, notice the metal-looking pad at the bottom
     
    #8 Rockets2K, Mar 19, 2011
  9. raj87

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    It also resembles a large bullet.
     
    #9 raj87, Mar 19, 2011
  10. TurtleBonzi

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    Dikembe Mutombo's finger
     
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  11. Zboy

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    How much do you want for it?
     
    #11 Zboy, Mar 19, 2011
  12. Child_Plz

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    Looks like the handle to a hammer or something, but can't really tell from that pic.

    Can you post more pics of it from different angles?
     
    #12 Child_Plz, Mar 19, 2011
  13. heypartner

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    definitely made to go into a hole.
     
    #13 heypartner, Mar 19, 2011
  14. Mac#5

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    kinda looks like a bullet
     
    #14 Mac#5, Mar 19, 2011
  15. Jontro

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    Careful, don't let outside people see it, your safety could be compromised.
     
    #15 Jontro, Mar 19, 2011
  16. krnxsnoopy

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    I think your wife shoved it into the wall when you unexpectedly came home early. Confront her about it!
     
    #16 krnxsnoopy, Mar 19, 2011
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  17. htownrox1

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    Definitely looks like a .50 cal bullet from 1942. Could be worth 1,000-2,000 big ones. Of course i'm just ballparkin here.
     
    #17 htownrox1, Mar 19, 2011
  18. worzel gummidge

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    mallet or hammer handle?
     
    #18 worzel gummidge, Mar 19, 2011
  19. rcoleman15

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    I agree with htownrox1..... looks like a .50 cal bullet.
     
    #19 rcoleman15, Mar 19, 2011
  20. The Real Shady

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    Home made butt-plug. Looks to be covered in fecal matter.
     
    #20 The Real Shady, Mar 19, 2011
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