I love the onion http://www.theonion.com/articles/responsible-thoughtful-nation-decides-to-ignore-ch,19647/
This whole thing with Sheen trying to capitalize on his random remarks is lame. Hey Charlie, WAZZZAAAAAPPPP It's like trying to give yourself a cool nickname. Try too hard, it's going to come back and bite you. LOSING!
An Australian radio personality who has been with Charlie for the last 24 hours and has just announced on air that Charlie has been taken into custody on a 5150 - an involuntary pyschiatric hold. He said it was amazing scenes with plenty of cop cars and helicopters on the scene.
I'm important. News. Important. News about important people. I just heard it. Important. Just heard it. Me.
Charlie Sheen coming to Houston HOUSTON (KTRK) -- Charlie Sheen is bringing his tiger blood talk to Houston. On Thursday, the self-proclaimed warlock added 12 more cities to his "Violent Torpedo of Truth, Defeat is not an Option" tour. The one-man show is making a stop in the Bayou City on April 26. The venue? The Verizon Wireless Center. http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=8021533 Who's going?
No idea. This is from the ticketmaster site. Show Details My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show is coming for you. I'm going on the road. LIVE. Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth? WILL THERE BE MORE?!?! This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock. Bring it. I dare you to keep up with me. FOR MATURE AUDIENCES 18+ OVER http://www.ticketmaster.com/Charlie-Sheen-tickets/artist/1568566
Charlie Sheen has to be the only thing that could top visiting NBA team going to Treasures. I've seen a bajillion players in there. If I can't make it to his show, I'll sure as hell go to the titty bar.
Charlie Sheen is a WARLOCK CBS has offered him his job back.... the man is amazing.... like an adult, non-pu$$y version of Ferris Buhler but with blow and pornstars.
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OOO This is no doubt a huge conspiracy theory to boost up the ratings for Two and Half men through the universe.. But seriously, the rating for the first comeback episode would be crazy in my nazy