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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Angkor Wat, Mar 18, 2011.

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  1. Angkor Wat

    Angkor Wat Member

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    I've only heard one girl fart. It was years ago in high school, after everyone was taking exams and had free time. As this girl in front of me was sleeping, she let out a mini machine gun fart. It startled her (me as well) and she woke up giggling, looking around to see if anyone else heard it. Nobody else did......until she turned around and saw my face like this :grin:. I told her I never heard a girl do that before and she kept trying to defend herself by saying its a double standard blah blah blah.

    Now I'm sure I've heard other girls do the dirty since then, but this one really stood out for me. So, what are some rare things you've experienced in your lifetime?
     
  2. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    ...see, you have to push the air in, first...
     
  3. tim562

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    In 1994 and 1995, there was this team in the NBA......:grin:
     
  4. RV6

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    ouch :(
     
  5. VanityHalfBlack

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    Never ever seen an iconic Superhero comic/movie that wasn't white?? Hancock and Blade are not even in the same ball park as say, Iron Man, Superman, Spiderman, batman,etc...
    In the next decade I wanna see a Mexican Superhero, Asian Superhero, Black Superhero, lets do it America!!!
     
  6. Jontro

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    But isn't Obama s'posed to be the real life superhero?

    On the OP's subject: I was at Fiesta once (@ Wheeler IIRC) and this lady thought there was nobody around and she leaned to her side, got off on one foot, as to reach a cereal box up high (although there's the exact same one at the bottom) and ripped out a real righteous one. The whole isle smelled like sin for the next few minutes. I left as to not embarrass her by letting her know I was there, came back a few mins later and it was still there.
     
  7. Cannonball

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    Spawn is black. What you mean is that there aren't any black superheroes on the level of Batman/Superman/Spiderman.
     
  8. VanityHalfBlack

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    ^ Iconic appeal, box office power, tv series, etc... Did you like Spawn the movie?? The bluray is oop, would love to get a copy of that.. Oh and the only Asian Superhero on an iconic level is probably Bruce Lee...
     
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    Hancock and Blade are on the same level as batman,superman/spiderman???
     
  10. Cannonball

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    I actually enjoyed the movie, but probably only because I enjoyed the comics and HBO animated series. It's hard for new characters to become as iconic as the classic Batman, Spiderman, and Superman. When was the last time a superhero of any race reached iconic status? Has it even happened in recent history?

    I believe I said the exact opposite.
     
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    I agree, I hope I get to see that in my lifetime, it be pretty cool.. I love the whole superhero universe, the myth that it brings....
     
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    I've already come to the conclusion that girls don't fart or poop.
     
  13. Chuck 4

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    Obviously, you aren't married yet.
     
  14. jcee15

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    I've been with my girl for 11 years and I haven't heard her fart once.
    I always ask her if she's going poopy when she goes to the restroom.
    She denies having to ever take a ****.
    Yet she walks in on me on the most uncomfortable part of my deuce to dry her hair:confused:
     
  15. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    One time I think I saw a woman concede to a logical argument.
     
  16. jcee15

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    No you didn't
     
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    Green Latern...not Hal Jordan but John Stewart. Very underrated superhero with similar power to Superman and similar smarts as Batman.

    On the original topic, during an intimate moment it happened to chick I was dating...really didn't know what to do.
     
  18. macalu

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    lucky you. i wish i never got so comfortable farting in front of my g/f and vice versa.
     
  19. jcee15

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    Lol, why?
     
  20. Chuck 4

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    HA HA HA! Great stuff, man.
     

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