I ran into LeBron tonight..

I ran into Clyde Drexler lastnight and asked him for a dollar, he said, "Hold my club and baby seal!"

 

I ran into Nick Anderson once and asked him for a dollar. He opened wallet and found four of them, but couldn't convert them into freebies..

 

I ran into Bud, he wanted to party.

 

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Nah, they sat him the rest of the delivery.

 

i ran into artest in the shower, then we won a championship

 

i ran into to hakeem, he gave me 2 rings.

i ran into stockton, he gave me 0 rings.

 

I ran into lebron and he pretended to be taking a picture of me

 

I ran into Kelvin Cato, I told him we want our money back.

 

First one was great, everything after the OP just kept getting cornier and cornier. You guys truly killed the joke.

 

....=|

 

I ran into t-mac last night and offered to buy him a couple rounds of beer. He passed out after his first beer, and then I realized that t-mac never makes it to the second round.

 

thats crazy i ran into tmac at a bar and he told me the first round is on him

 

I ran into Yao Ming, and got a mouthful of balls

 

was the egg roll included with the meal or was it extra?

 

word ....

 

What are you talking about!?

Even on your page there some great ones:
I ran into lebron and he pretended to be taking a picture of me
i ran into artest in the shower, then we won a championship
thats crazy i ran into tmac at a bar and he told me the first round is on him

 

I ran into Kelvin Cato... He was shocked I recognized him and offered a hand shake. His hands really are made of stone.

 

I ran into Victorious at a party and he pooped.

 

I ran into Carroll Dawson and asked for a dollar .... he signed me to a 7-year contract ... I am after all an average height white boy with no athleticism and a 3-point shot ...