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Snake dies from silicone poisoning after biting fake breast

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  1. LAFIRMA22

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    I hate snakes but I probably shouldn't laugh but I did anyway
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    It was another trip to the Garden of Eden cut short for one legless reptile.

    Israeli model Orit Fox was attempting to lick a snake during a publicity stunt for radio DJ Shmulik Tayar when the lucky serpent, presumably aroused, lunged forward and bit Fox's fake breast, sending witnesses into a frenzy.

    Fox, who is rumored to have the largest bosom in all of Israel, was hurried to a hospital outside Jerusalem where she received a tetanus shot and was later discharged.

    As for the snake, puckering up with a supermodel proved to be the kiss of death. The creature succumbed to silicone poisoning shortly after the incident.


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  2. Bandwagoner

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    Oh right, this is total BS.
     
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  3. GlenRice

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    and the proof


     
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    #4 LAFIRMA22, Mar 15, 2011
  5. tmoney1101

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    The snake was provoked.
     
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    this is one of the weirdest, most hilarious stories in a while. You can't make this stuff up lmao.
     
    #6 TheRealist137, Mar 15, 2011
  7. DonkeyMagic

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    they gave her a shot, but wouldnt she need a new boob since hers was punctured?
     
    #7 DonkeyMagic, Mar 15, 2011
  8. tmoney1101

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    No one offered to suck the poison out? That's just rude.
     
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  9. GlenRice

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    They've must have been Asians
     
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    I feel sorry for the snake...
     
    #10 br0ken_shad0w, Mar 15, 2011
  11. tmoney1101

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    If you can't appreciate that rack the snake feels sorry for you.
     
    #11 tmoney1101, Mar 15, 2011
  12. Asian Sensation

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    LOL at :20 sec mark. I guess some words are universal.

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    Not the TITTY!!!!!!!!!!
     
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