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Lost that hymen?... get it replaced for $15

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Yonkers, Mar 10, 2011.

  1. Yonkers

    Yonkers Member

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    http://behindthewall.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/03/10/6215962-paying-to-become-like-a-virgin-in-china

     
  2. krnxsnoopy

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    There's blood on the streets!

    I mean sheets!
     
  3. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    [​IMG]

    :(
     
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  4. bnb

    bnb Member

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    ...and you'd need *two* because???
     
  5. finalsbound

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    Crazy. and interesting.
     
  6. RedRedemption

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    Twice the blood, twice the fun!
     
  7. QdoubleA

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    One for the pink one for the sti...well, you know.
     
  8. justtxyank

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    After the party it's the afterparty
     
  9. RedRedemption

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    I don't think bleeding out of an ******* is healthy. :(
     
  10. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    ^ darn COMBO breaker. :eek:
    Maybe because I have a PP and two hands? :eek:
     
  11. Rocket River

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    How long before you hear about women being 'forced' to do this . . .

    Rocket River
     
  12. Dei

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    A fake hymen brand named after a saint?

    wat
     
  13. htownrox1

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  14. rocketsjudoka

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    I once saw a National Geographic special about Botswana and they were talking about an old Zulu tradition that had regained popularity of a hymen check. Teenage unmarried girl got their hymens checked out by the village crone and if their hymen was intact there was rejoicing and the girl was given gifts. If the hymen was broken the crone drew a "?" on her thigh and she was shamed.

    I was so impressed by that tradition ended up writing a light rock song, ala Hootie and the Blowfish, about that called "? On My Thigh" for my band.
     
  15. TheFreak

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    [rquoter]“A better effect will be reached if you appear to be shy and in pain.”[/rquoter]

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  16. lionaire

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    Yeezy re-upholstered their pu**y.
     
  17. aghast

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    [rquoter]...pay $18.40 for two fake hymens nicely packed in a wooden box. For $14.40, the same products come simply wrapped in a paper box...[/rquoter]
    Guys, I really could have used this information before shopping for Valentine's was over.

    Had to shell out for a d---ed pendant necklace instead.
     
  18. rocketsjudoka

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    She may not have her cherry but she'll always have the box that it came in.
     

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