So the wifey's away through until next weekend. To you married guys, or to you single guys for that matter, if you were me, knowing the limitations a live-in women puts on your free time... What the hell would you be getting up to? Its just started summer here and the weathers sposed to be good!! Any suggestions for aussie rocket?
not cool to cheat on your wife, I would throw some rocket viewing parties are your house and get really drunk
Have a bunch of your friends over and do all the stuff you feel inhibited in doing when your lady is around. Whatever the heck that is. Walk around the house naked. (well, my wife likes that if the kids aren't around... probably not something that's a problem!) Like some people said, go to the beach if there's one near. Lay about with your buds, drink beer, and discuss the lovely chicks walking around having fun. Watch funny, goofy movies with your friends that your lady hates, if there are any. Watch Caddy Shack again and pass out Baby Ruth candy bars. When Bill eats the one in the pool, everyone can chow down. Hell, just think of what she doesn't like and do it. Get that stuff out of your system!
lot's of steak, weed, beer, power tools, p*rn, turkey legs, high definition television, and college football. /stereotypes of men on their own
I like to walk around the house naked with my kids around so I can remind them who has the biggest ding dong.
This is easy, work as little as possible. Sleep in late, lay around watch tv and drink beer, cook steaks and kick it with the fellas. And if there's a golf course do that with the fellas too. But yeah: laziness, beer and steaks. mmMMMMmmm, and shots afterwards to really get the ball rolling.
-Leave the toilet seat up. -Take open- door craps. -Fart whenever -Leave your socks wherever -Eat dinner at the bar where you will watch the Rockets
a whole week right? day 1: do no tasks, drink beer, BBQ, watch p*rn in the living room on a big screen t.v. day 2: sleep in late, do no tasks, go to a stip club day 3: do no tasks, watch p*rn on a big screen t.v. with full surround sound, take a shower first and then go to the beach (nude beach preferred) day 4: have a huge get together with all of your single/free of wife buddies, drink beer, and BBQ, talk about girls, talk behind your wife's back, go to a strip joint with your buddies day 5: repeat day 1 day 6: repeat day 2 day 7: clean your house
