We have all had them, well most of us at least. Im sure some of you have had them more than once. One night where we are drunk and horny and just dont give a sh** and the next day we wake up hungover reaching for the shades only to find a sasquatch in our bed. I wanna here the greatest regret stories that you have had whether your friends know about them or not. Details are what its all about so dont be shy. We are all family here. Im going to post mine later, its quite a story, but Ive got a meeting to go to right now. Let the games begin.
im thinking...i've felt bad after sex a few times since i know i could do better. but its like pizza, even when its bad its still ok.
i've had a regrettable make-out session before...don't know if that counts. i don't even know why i did it. i wasn't exactly wasted, but there i was, at a party, swapping spit with a rather large girl, in front of all my friends. she was pretty sneaky about it. someone said i needed to move my car. then she says, "i'll come with you." ummkay. i was pretty oblivious to women's signs at the time. next thing i know, we're on the bench tounge wrestling.
lol. there was a guy in college who we called JAws...he drank like a fish and dove face first into fat girls.
lol...i remember visiting my friend's house and on more than a few occasions his sister would tell me that the girl's been asking about me. i never talked to her again.
Well I think we all have done that, I can think of two pretty bad hook ups where the next day I was like what the .... I remember one time I hooked up with this chick that my cuz turned down and talked smack about to her face but my drunk a$$ decided to jump on it. Anyway she was a freak but the worst part is one year later after I got a hard time about it for a while we saw her and she went from "a little more to love" to "one big b****". Man folks who never met her before really gave me crap.
well there is one that I wish I could have back. She was about 20lbs over my "this girl is thick but not fat" standard, but that was offset by my beer goggles shedding 40lbs off her to make it acceptable to my brain. I met the girl earlier that day because I went with a friend to his girl's house and this was her friend. Well we are drinking and watching a movie when this girl starts to be all over it. Being quite plastered I naturally said **** it and started nailing her right there with several other people watching the movie which soon turned into watching us. They were all girls except my friend who I guess being jealous started nailing the girl he was with. I think in my drunken stupor I was hoping one of the girls watching was going to join in....sadly this did not happen. So after that happened I told my friend that I was ready to go and never talked to or saw any of those people again. It was a very interesting night.
We had a guy that I worked with in Indianapolis that we called Moose Hunter. Every time we would go out, that fool would pin some porker up against a wall and dry hump her until last call. We always said that he must poor moose piss on himself before he goes out because they just seem to flock to him. This is also the guy that we had to tell to stop wearing his Tony Stewart Home Depot jacket when we went out.
What about, I regret not getting laid stories? About two months I met this girl at a bar and got her number. I called her about 3 times or so and she didn't seem into our conversations, so I thought nothing of it and didn't call anymore. Recently, She calls me and says she's bored, alone, and wants me to come over. I currently have DUI and, am under a restricted license. I was also working on a 24 once beer. So, I said I was busy, not telling her I have a DUI. Now, she won't pick up my phone calls anymore or respond to my texts. Alwell, I don't really remember that well what she looked like. edit: she called me at 11:30 at night, so I can only assume.
wished i would have story... i may be called a liar but i know the truth. i wont give names, but it was the daughter of a very successful nba team in texas that rhymed with pockets. I was at a bar w/ friends and went to get another bucket of drinks...this chick eyed me but i played it cool, gave her a smile and kept going. on my way back she asked for a light. went back to her place, w/ buddies. they passed out and we started messing around. i got some head and was content with that...but wish i could have tried to get laid.
First year uni, i turned down this fat chick.....okay she was chubby not fat…but I wasn't gonna touch anything which wasn't up to par …..the following year she lost all the weight and was freakin gorgeous!!! …..Damn. Truth be told my religion didn't allow me to hit it, if that factor wasn't there I probably would have done her in year 1, she was still very cute, just chubby. I guess that fits a hypothetical regret lay story
There were a couple of slumpbusters that I wish I hadn't hooked up with, but that's what they're there for- busting slumps, so I can't really say that I regret it. I had nice streaks afterward.
Is it a given that if you blow off a chick that was inviting you over, that she never talks to you again? This chick I met invited me to shoot pool with her and her friends, I didn't feel like meeting with total strangers and I thought they just needed someone to pay the tabs. She hasn't talked to me since. edit...TMI story...
