So I was dining tonight at the local In-N-Out burger when who should come strolling in but a group of women all wearing Texas Longhorns apparrel. Upon further inspection I noticed it was the women's lacrosse team, who had just finished getting their asses handed to them at the Cal Poly Classic. My cohort and I decided to investigate so we went up and started a small conversation with one of the team members. They told us their favorite state was California, I pitied their ignorance. We chatted with them for a couple minutes and then continued our night of lewd public behavior (which would be driving around in a half rusted out 1984 honda civic) I didn't say much, I thought about telling them how I knew a lot of people from Texas online, but then concluded that if I told them this I might as well have just said I masturbate for a living. Nice group of girls you guys have down there, I saw a lot of plain athletic type chicks, but there were also a few hotties. So as Kam might say, forgive me if I oogled your daughter this evening. 2 lauren alter jr. coppell, tx (coppell) 35 jennifer andjelich jr. cypress, tx (cy-fair) 26 sarah bennett jr. 25 andrea butler sr. 30 christine cao fr. houston, tx (bellaire) 37 caroline carter jr. dallas, tx (episcopal school of dallas) 23 jenni darlow jr. houston, tx (jersey village) 8 kathryn fischer jr. coppell, tx (coppell) 20 cecil goodman sr. 10 casey henry fr. houston, tx (memorial) 21 laura ingram so. clear lake, tx (clear lake) 12 rachel kmetz fr. austin, tx (bowie) 24 esther leong sr. medfield, ma (medfield) 5 jessica lommel so. mansfield, tx (mansfield) 28 megan luther fr. austin, tx (anderson) 14 kyle mcelroy fr. austin, tx (anderson) 9 stephanie palladino so. waco, tx (midway) 11 haley robison jr. southlake, tx (caroll) 36 kinsey schimsk so. 18 sarah schultz fr. houston, tx (lamar) 7 tina stanard jr. southlake, tx (carroll) 13 karen thompson jr. austin, tx (bowie)
I have traveled all around this country, and I have to say that Texas, by far, has the best looking girls in the USA. California used to have girls who would be as good-looking as Texas girls, but in modern times they have gone to extremes in their appearance that are unattractive (anorexia, facial surgery, lips pumped, etc.). It's sad really - if California girls didn't do all that crap to "beautify" themselves (when in fact, it makes them look crappier), they'd still give good competition to Texas girls. And In-n-out burgers is friggin' awesome. My wife (who is from CA) keeps saying that we should expand in-n-out and To-go's to Texas and make a fortune. -- droxford
Well I went to high school with #35. That's cool that she's on the team, haven't seen her since graduation though.
Yes. I was the goalie for the team from Fall 2000 to Fall 2003. I know about a third of the girls on the team you just listed. # 2, 25, 23, 20, 24, 7, 13 and your opinion of some of those girls is quite different from mine, but I'm not going to say much more than this: The reason their favorite state is California is because the only other state that UT women's lacrosse team has played in besides Texas is Missouri for the national championship tournament a few years back before any of those girls played. BTW, I graduated from CFHS also (in 2000), but I don't know # 35 that I can recall. And I went to Jr High and Girl Scouts with # 23's older sister. Last time I played, she (Jenni) was trying out the whole goalie thing - I wonder if she's still playing that position or if she went back into the field.
No way Glyde... this one gets my vote for the best quote to ever be typed by our human debauchery machine, moestavern19.
Kagy, please tell me you're kidding... But I'll understand if you don't know what it is - you aren't the only person I've had to explain this to. It's that sport with the sticks with the nets on the top of them. The one where the guys beat the everliving **** out of each other, but the girls aren't allowed to have any contact whatsoever... You HAVE to have seen lacrosse. It's been in movies and tv for quite a while. For example, the sport that Stiffler and Casanova played in American Pie. And NO. Cecil's name is pronounced see-sil. She's a really nice person, and she was a pretty good player too. I think she was from the Northeast somewhere... I digress.
