[War] Trump surrenders to Iran in a humiliating defeat

Lindsey Graham is the cartoon villain who knows exactly which strings to pull on a cartoon president.

 

The POTUS.

 

Lindsay doesn't get enough hate IMO.
The dude just spews out the most outlandish sht.

 

Norms that Man Baby can't seem to follow:

Trump negotiating an international peace deal via social media and/or call-ins to Fox News.

Trump trying to bully his way into a deal on his terms, even though this has failed 100 times before but still trying it the 101th time. See definition of insanity.

Trump not having even a basic understanding of the "Boy Who Cries Wolf" children's fable.

Trump does not understand the MOU that he signed. Perhaps because Trump can not read more than a single paragraph? Point 1 is the first paragraph, so maybe Trump did not even read that.

Having a POTUS who can actually carefully read might be a job requirement voters considered next time round.

 

Trump not fooling anybody ...

 

somehow Obama managed to get Iran to allow this, and he didn’t have to get soldiers killed, crash the economy, or send Iran 25 billion plus give them access to another 300 billion in reparations

 

I don’t want to buy Iranian oil but I guess it’s officially back on the market.

 

Hmm, ok.

Tell me again then, what did you say must be done to keep Iran from getting a nuke? Or, what must be done now to keep Iran from getting a nuke?

 

Just like healthcare, I feel exceptionally more free when I use the power of The Market to only buy liberty-infused west Texas crude for my car. Similar to when I walk into an ER with a gaping head wound and carefully weigh my options, I will simply refuse to buy gas at the Mullah Mart.

 

He thinks the entire population of Iran should be killed.

 

The invisible hand of capitalism says: “sure this oil is from whoever you want it be from”

My car doesn’t care. But I’ll be damned if you catch be at the old AngloIranian station down the road. I only buy from Mr. Rockerfeller.

 

Awesome!

 

I love listening to British commentary about how apeshit Trump is. Gives us a real outside perspective that is almost identical to our inside perspective.

Mallen Baker is another good one. He also sounds like Curious George.

 

Tankers gonna tank

 

I said by any means necessary. Starve/Bomb/destroy Kharg Island/destroy infrastructure etc....

 

By almost any means necessary*. You are quick to kill but draw the line at loving.

 

You should listen to what Susan Kokinda has to say about the Brits role in this war. BTW, I dont like what I've read about this deal either. Finish them, dont tell me about what you can do Trump, do it and finish them, then the world will be a better place.

 

His "I've talked to many CEOs" is the new "I've dined with many Mexican Industrialists"