2026 West 1st Round Playoffs: (1) Oklahoma City Thunder Vs. (8) Phoenix Suns

Slow burn, Db at 3 Fouls already.

 

Doris Burke really needs to be put out to pasture.

She's having an aneurism over Booker collecting the defender's face on the upward motion - she cannot fathom how that's an offensive foul.

And is now squirting in frustration arguing how the foul for SGA the next possession is exactly the same........... when both plays are nothing alike.

God she is f*cking awful.

 

Come on bro he's great offensively......... *presented with all the stats which prove otherwise

Wait I mean he's only 19 and he's this talented already......... *he's in his 5th year and still identical to rookie Jalen

Wait I mean he's got a lethal first step which can beat anyone....... watches Grandpa Curry continue to stop him time and time and time again in the playoffs.

Wait I mean...... er ma gawd Sengun is clogging his driving lanes!!!!!!!

 

Phoenix playing Top 8 D makes it closer than it has to be.

 

Never realized how ugly OKC’s floor is. Looks like different shades of piss. All the way from well hydrated to completely dehydrated.

 

Arizona is too dry for him unfortunately. He needs to moisturize before games that's why the ball slips out of his hands and his efficiency drops.

 

He should ask his grandma baby mamma for moisturizing tips.

LMFAO.

His off-court IQ is somehow even worse than his on-court IQ. I legitimately could not fathom being so f'cking stupid to die on the hill that Jalen Green is a competent basketball player.

Not great.

Not good.

Just bloody competent.

It's no wonder the JOFs are placed on the ignore list of so many on Clutchfans.

 

JG hurt wrist.

 

I hate 7 guys on OKC team, they all flop and grab and foul and refs bless them for it

 

JOF: 21 points fuuuuuuck if only Phoenix could get on his level he's a goat leading them in the playoffs.

People with brains: 20 shots for 21 points so far. Absolutely zero influence on the game. If anything the Suns know DB is a much better option than Jalen. Which is absolutely hilarious.

 

I legitimately don't know how coaches of Jalen Green haven't blown their brains out, watching him take step back 3s with the confidence that he's an actual competent scorer.

Opposing coaches and players must laugh their asses off on the bench at Jalen every time he takes a contested step back 3. Because they know 7 out of every 8 games it's going to be miss after miss after miss.

 

Phoenix coaching staff and all Suns fans across the globe praying it's a season ending injury.

They're punching holes in the walls knowing it isn't.

 

"Green just 8 for 22 from the floor"

Oh you mean the norm for Failen Green?

EDIT: Make it 8 for 23 because Jalen for some reason thinks he warrants a pull up contested 3 LMFAO.

That negative IQ from Jalen really on full display. Haha it's hilarious people to this day stan for this career loser.

 

Hahahahha the commentator is trying so hard to bite his tongue to comment on how bad Jalen Green is, but knows he's been advised to try to sugar coat Jalen as much as possible.

That honestly makes it even funnier.

 

Need to pop that toupee back into place.

 

Hahahaha all Suns players getting involved...... except the weak pathetic b*tch Jalen who is standing 10ft away from all players from both teams coming together.

What a pathetic teammate. I know he's a weak b*tch. But how do you even try to make an excuse for a teammate who's that much of a pathetic b*tch? Standard for Failen Green.