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[War] Trump surrenders to Iran in a humiliating defeat

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by astros123, Feb 28, 2026.

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  1. astros123

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    Were headed to the most humiliating military defeat in the past few decades and the sad part is his MAGATs will think we won. Nothing more embarrassing


     
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    hes going to invade 100%

    it’s what his daddy Bebi told him to do, mark my words
     
    #3122 LosPollosHermanos, Mar 31, 2026
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    Bros poor and destitute ass trying to find a reason to justify voting for someone that had made him poorer

    This dude looks exactly like you would picture, he’s so fking ugly
     
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    There's really nothing to like about the Trump disaster of a Presidency, but one silver lining is that everybody has really stepped up the quality of their portmanteaus, puns, and other literary devices.

    To quote Orson Welles in The Third Man:

    Ain't nobody making cuckoo clocks when The Dozy Don is steering the ship into icebergs.
     
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    He can spew whatever garbage and his dumbass cult will run with it. These MAGA @raining threes @Commodore @K9Texan spent years on clutchfans calling Obama a treason traitor for sending Iran pallets of cash but suddenly have no issue with Trump giving Iran strategic control of the strait thus charging billions in fees.

    He has no reason to invade anymore. He'll just get up and leave ND his cultists will claim he won anyways
     
    #3125 astros123, Mar 31, 2026
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    he says this sh*t, yet we are sending thousands of troops to the region

    Did they just do a u-turn and start heading back to the United States?
     
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    He’s lying for the markets. One of the most despicable people to walk this earth
     
    #3127 LosPollosHermanos, Mar 31, 2026
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    He’s saying this because everybody is going to think it’s a dip and then buy it, then him and his buddies can dump at the right time

    this guy is one of the most disgusting and evil people to walk this earth
     
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    Or Trump is just saying random ****. Hard to tell.
     
    #3129 No Worries, Mar 31, 2026
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    They keep amassing troops, a ground invasion is essentially set in stone but still 3 weeks away.

    there is no way he can retreat now, he’s caught in the escalation trap. His iz real masters also have gotten him to do things to a T. Even Mark Levin is going around emasculating him. This dude is compromised
     
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    But this is Trump we are talking. He is really bad at doing things. Trump might want all of the troops in the ME, so he can have the option to invade Iran on the table.

    Someone besides Whiskey Pete is telling Trump the truth. Boots on the ground will accomplish very little operationally, but will guarantee heavy troop loses. Trump must know how extremely bad the politics would be, if he ordered an invasion. Trump still might do it, since he is an idiot.

    Trump said the magic words ... two weeks ... so the entire "we will do something in 2-3 weeks" is likely complete BS. He is buying time, hoping something breaks in his favor. Maybe Trump will decide he can live with tankers paying tolls to Iran, to get through the Strait of Hormuz???
     
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    He was saying that 2 weeks for his entire last term on on his new healthcare plan. He still hasn't done that. He just spews lies to appease his cult and they fall for it every damn time.
     
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    I honestly think hell TACO and his low iq cult will call it a victory
     
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    I'm not listening to his lies and bragging at his Address, that's for damn sure. I bet he talks about his stupid ballroom again too. :eek:
     
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    Trump finally getting around to explaining why he started the Trump Iran War and perhaps a path forward. I am not getting my hopes though.


     
    #3136 No Worries, Mar 31, 2026
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    He’s going to order an invasion, 3rd carrier in the gulf
     
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    n/m
     
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    stay in front o fyour ****ing man an d call the swithch earlier
     
    #3139 LosPollosHermanos, Mar 31, 2026
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    That's a bold war strategy
     
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