ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Pelicans 3/29/2026

he managed to glance at her right at the end

 

Nah kd needs to complain. They’re being overly rough with him and his whistle hasn’t been there.

 

So its not Ime's fault? You know every time Reed gets in a slump, the masses blame Ime

 

Goon is just toying with those dudes out there

 

It's super weird why they never meet her eyes. It'd actually be seen as incredibly rude here to talk above someone's head all the time. Like you're at work, it's ok to talk to a woman, they're a human being lol

 

Adults for a halftime entertainment?

 

New Orleans always seems to have a jazz act at halftime. WASSUP WIT DAT??

 

Live look at the Rockets coaching staff being interviewed.

 

I imagine if clutchfans ever met in person we would look and sound like this halftime performance

 

Don't give Fertits any ideas...

 

It's not as weird as Utah being called the Jazz tbh. I never got that one, like my friend here lived in Utah when his family were Mormon and the way he describes it is like the complete polar opposite of what you think when you hear "Jazz." This is quality entertainment, all they need is a bow and arrow lady and Red Panda on a half pipe and they might really have something

 

I maintain that Utah and New Orleans need to trade team names.

(There are Pelicans that nest on islands in the Great Salt Lake IIRC.)

 

Fun is so last decade.

It’s all about the vibes.

 

Ime is taking out Sengun whenever he turns hot. so anything is possible.

 

Bring on LA

 

What did Ime do? Why are we winning?

 

Facts. I've never been to Utah (probably won't) but New Orleans should have that name. Idgaf what Utah would be called though, if Pelicans works for them even better lol

 

i just saw reed's box score