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ClutchFans Game Thread: Celtics @ Rockets 2/4/2026

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Clutch, Feb 4, 2026 at 8:14 AM.

  1. Dobbizzle

    Dobbizzle Member

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    Needs more bow and arrow bendy ladies
     
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  2. mvpcrossxover

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    Silas teams had 0 expectations
     
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  3. Reeko

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    there’s some sort of curse on this team that’s been present for well over a decade

    T-Mac got to the point where he shot 68% from the free throw line for a season

    Ryan Anderson could not shoot at home

    Jabroni was supposed to be an elite shooter, and he’s below average

    Reed Sheppard was supposed to be a generational shooter, and that’s looking like the catfish of the century

    there is something sinister at work here

    Idk if the Vatican needs to get involved, but there’s something going on

    Is there a dead body buried under Toyota Center?
     
  4. TimDuncanDonaut

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Maybe just maybe you gotta realize we lost our 25M pg and 12M backup center. This is like a Celtic fan getting mad Tatum is gone.
     
  6. Dobbizzle

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    It's cool though, he looks like someone put googly eyes on a testicle and shaved it to look like it had an amish beard.
     
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    Is Ime really too stupid to counter teams putting a big on Amen?

    Just sits him in the corner and lets a big roam freely on defense?
     
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  8. illwil29

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    Oh come on man, more cushion for the pushing. Lol . Two words needed to be inserted into their vocabulary. I'm, full. Alright that's enough of the jokes. Im just kidding everyone!
     
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  9. yixiixiy

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    why would the FO do anything if the team is not going anywhere this year lol
     
  10. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Is JVG secretly running the offense?
     
  11. plates300

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    Do the Rockets run any actual sets or is it just dribbling the ball and running around like a chicken with it's head cut off?
     
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  12. sirjesse

    sirjesse The Udoker has spoken!
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    Only person ever had the rims figured out in Houston was dream. Apparently you got to throw it in like a soccer pass to make it consistently at home.
     
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    This is straight up loser ball.
     
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  14. Reeko

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    IB4 the team makes a run late 3rd/early 4th and squeaks out a win against the Celtics C team while Stone wastes away the trade deadline watching Netflix
     
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  15. sirjesse

    sirjesse The Udoker has spoken!
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    Offensive Coordinator not on the payroll :eek:
     
  16. CantStopJG24

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    they're not going anywhere because they're not doing anything. We also have a 37 year old KD. Who trades for a top 10 player who's 2-3 years away from retirement and takes a wait and see approach? we were better off just keeping Jalen, Dillon and that Suns pick.
     
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    That tracks. "Literally Hitler" and unlucky #13 was the best shooter around for a minute.
    [​IMG]
     
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    You win the internet today…
     
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  19. Dobbizzle

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    ****, I'm from Britain and I know half the country gon be an indian burial ground, I seen 80's horror movies hahaha
     
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    LMAO
     

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