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[Official] Division Round Texans @ Patriots

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Castor27, Jan 13, 2026.

  1. Agent94

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    I have an early flight tomorrow and I'm drunk at 6:30. **** you CJ. If you see a story about someone throwing up on a flight to Houston tomorrow, it's me.
     
  2. Damion Laverne

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    This asshat QB has me fighting back tears lmao

    Franchise always invents ways to crush my hopes and dreams.
     
  3. evilhomer

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    Is Caleb going to pull CJ aside now...
     
  4. Houstunna

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    These guys were literally the reason their teams lost.

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  5. Agent94

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    How do you break CJ Strouds thumb?
    Punch him in the ass.
     
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  6. DaDakota

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    Exactly two wussy assed cowards....front runners, scared of their own shadow.....BUSTS !

    DD
     
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  7. Put You On Game

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    Your QB needs to have some kind of psycho in him. Look at Brady, Manning, and Mahomes.
     
  8. zeeshan2

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    Caleb is so lucky he’s got Ben Johnson now. Dudes still not the best qb in his draft class
     
  9. tallanvor

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    Im going down with the CJ ship.

    None of those INTs was his fault.

    You all dont know sh*t about QB play.
     
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  10. Starvela

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    Exactly man!! Demeco is a b**** also, he is such a weak ass when handling Stroud..Too many weak assess in this team..
     
  11. Agent94

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    You don't think Mac Jones could have won this game?
     
  12. Starvela

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    He has been playing bad since Tank went down….Man, I hate this QB
     
  13. ric_flair

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    mac jones would have won today
     
  14. Bobbythegreat

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    That shouldn't be the standard, a fairly, but not completely, terrible QB could have won this game.
     
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  16. rugg31

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    What? Literally one was five yards behind an open receiver thrown to the db. The pick six he just threw it up in the air. The first one the only person who could catch it was the db.
     
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  17. Agent94

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    Trade him to a desperate, but stupid team like the Raiders. I would take a first and a bag of chips.
     
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  18. Uprising

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    Did you not watch the play where he should have taken a sack instead of throwing a floater?


    Or the constant throws behind the receivers that eventually bit him in the ass... And also injured a receiver?
     
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  19. Landry's Tooth

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    Yeah, it's not the throw, it's the decision to throw. Eat the sack sometimes.
     
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  20. Agent94

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    Cal makes CJ look like a member of MENSA, so you're probably right. I need to give up on being a Houston football fan.
     
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