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BEAT THE DaDakota AND OTHER RANDOM JINXES/CURSES THREAD

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DreamShook, Jan 7, 2026.

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Has DD ruined your favorite player?

  1. yes - im a victim

  2. no - i hate all these players anyway

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  1. DreamShook

    DreamShook Member

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    A thread to beat curses caused by the random users on this site.

    as you know people trying to be funny posting about win streaks and DD posting about favorite players has doomed the rockets and separated children from their families. I have decided to take action.

    i got no other ideas.

    last ditch effort to save reed sheppard's career from DD

    everything counts. everyone give your ideas.

    it's all hands on deck

    everyone sacrifice a baby goat

    everybody a contender.

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    #1 DreamShook, Jan 7, 2026
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  2. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum Okogie Only Fan
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    lol
     
    #2 Os Trigonum, Jan 7, 2026
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  3. prodigy08

    prodigy08 Clutchfans Lurker

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    Well isn't this thread a jinx to us not being jinxed? Jinxeption?
     
    #3 prodigy08, Jan 7, 2026
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  4. Shark44

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    I'm here for laughs, let the games begin!
     
    #4 Shark44, Jan 7, 2026
  5. DreamShook

    DreamShook Member

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    shut up, and do your part. this is not a game. pray, kill a goat, or get out!
     
    #5 DreamShook, Jan 7, 2026
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  6. prodigy08

    prodigy08 Clutchfans Lurker

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    Can we sacrifice DD himself? Asking for a friend

    jk DD :D
     
    #6 prodigy08, Jan 8, 2026
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    #7 jordnnnn, Jan 8, 2026
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  8. DreamShook

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    finally some good ideas!

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    #8 DreamShook, Jan 8, 2026
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    #9 WestendMassive, Jan 8, 2026
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  10. comrade

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    Reed Sheppard after the DD curse

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    #10 comrade, Jan 8, 2026
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    someone needs to make a parody account

    DeDekote to cancel out his account.
     
    #12 mvpcrossxover, Jan 8, 2026
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    You're gonna need some Scarlet Witch bringing omega-level dump trucks full of Labubu destroying magic to fight this curse.

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    And if that doesn't work, bring in the big guns : Estelle Getty casting some Sicilian evil eye curse...

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    #13 Dr of Dunk, Jan 8, 2026
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  14. Dr of Dunk

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    Bro, that is the parody account!
     
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  15. DreamShook

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    WE GOTTA BEAT THE CURSE FIRST!!
     
    #15 DreamShook, Jan 8, 2026
  16. Le$$

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    Same folks looking to beat up on DD, and worship Jalen Green again i see?
     
    #16 Le$$, Jan 8, 2026
  17. DreamShook

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    You started this with your dumb ass thread. I didn't forget. We trying to beast your jinx.
     
    #17 DreamShook, Jan 8, 2026
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  18. Mathloom

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    It's starting to look like more of a plague than a curse.

    I warned you guys in the "Exorcism of Cam Whitmore" thread years ago but you didn't take it seriously. We could have saved Cam but you wouldn't pray the demons out of him with me.

    Thank you for this thread OP. I know it's scary and we just want to burst into tears every time we see DD praise him, but there's still time to save Reed and make this into a tradition to protect our players from this demon.

    #SaveReed
     
    #18 Mathloom, Jan 8, 2026
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    How bout we trade @DaDakota to Utah for ZDog.

     
    #20 Corrosion, Jan 8, 2026
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