Unherd: The war for Sydney Sweeney's breasts

Sydney Sweeney is this generation's Roseanna Arquette.

 

Roseanna or Patricia?

 

Apparently yall have surrendered in the war for her breasts, hasn't been a pic of them posted in 2 weeks

 

Rewatching Mad Men for the first time in 10+ years now that it’s on HBO Max. Forgot about Christina Hendricks…

 

Does the lack of makeup make her boobs small and ugly?

 

Looks like she was doing a spread for Holding Your Own Boobs magazine.

 

And Francis Ford Coppola?

 

Does she have to wear makeup to be hot?

 

I've said before, she's plenty pretty enough for me, but I really don't get the obsession with her. She's hotter than anybody who would date me, but if I had total choice of all women in the world for my perverted carnal whims for as long as I liked (think something like the Kim Jong Un over the entire world) just based on physical appearance, she'd be way, way, way down the list. Like far enough down that I probably wouldn't be able to make it to her before my heart and all the viagra in the world gave out and chaffing became an unsolvable issue.

For a while, specifically based on all the culture war stuff like the "jeans" ad, I genuinely believed the hype must be some culture war thing. I don't really think that anymore, but I still don't understand the obsession. It literally doesn't click for me at all. Everything looks more impressive when you are tiny (listed 5'2", I assume that's an NBA measurement and she's probably actually more like 5'0" or less).

You guys do you, but I really don't get the way you guys put her on a pedestal above all the other hawt women out there.