Why do women think it's attractive to blow up their lips like balloons? I'm sorry, but your top lip should never be bigger than your bottom lip. You look like a CIRCUS CLOWN.
Bro, you don't keep a 40 bottle in your pick um up truck for such emergencies. I was raised pissing into a Schlitz bottle on road trips to New Mexico. Only time dad would stop is if he was convinced you were gonna chuck a deuce in his K5 Blazer or if he needed gas in that awesome 7 mile a gallon wonder mobile.
Kind of a new one but fcking drones and their noise!! Recently they started dropping packages in my neighborhood and it just kills the ambiance. Sitting on my back porch at night used to be a nice enjoyable relaxing experience. Now it’s nothing but fcking drones and their fcking buzzing around the gdamn block!!! (yeah I know.. get off my lawn)
E-bikes and E-scooters are incredibly dangerous for the riders. Wonderful idea but in practice not so great.
Phone tree prompts that don't hear the button being pressed until the robot is done speaking. Overly-sensitive voice recognition that picks up every sound and says 'I'm having a hard time understanding you'. Phone trees with too long of a pause.
People/companies that don't record a quick "name" as a voicemail announcement, so you have to listen to the computer take 30 seconds to read out their number before you can listen to the message: "You have a voicemail from phone number 5...5...5...5...5...5...5...5...5...5"
when people at the gym take basketball way too seriously I just came there to get buckets for a game or 2 and then bounce, but MFers be acting like we’re in the damn Olympics Why are we stopping the game for damn near 5 minutes and people almost coming to blows over an argument about the score? dude that was doing the most came to hoop with an ankle monitor on so I should’ve already known what time it was
I go to Fitness Connection at Champion Forest, and I don't hoop there just for this reason, everyone plays hero ball and acts like there the next coming of MJ..............its kind of pathetic to be honest
Fights at sporting events. Seriously....if you're getting into a fight with someone over a team they support, it may be time to reevaluate your entire life. Online gambling sites/commercials (and the celebrities that pimp them). How many lives/families have been ruined because of gambling addictions? And you're gonna help support them?
This may or may not always hold true. If you go to Panda Express after 7:30-ish and the dinner crowd, then you get bigger portions than if you went earlier because they have to get rid of the remaining food faster or it will get thrown out. I got the biggest portions I've ever gotten tonight as I had a late dinner start. So, it's annoying when you go earlier and you end up with portions that maybe you thought could be more and they were skimping. That's all I got. lol
