was expecting 90% of MAGA to disappear like the Thanos snap today and be looking up at us from a hot place this is some bullsh*t
So far so good - using my rations left over from Y2K and the Mayan Calendar event. Don’t get any ideas, I have more guns than an LDS kid in Utah with a trans girlfriend.
I found out why it didn't happen... Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall - The Onion
Hey clutchfans, I am writing from heaven, in case some of you are stuck down on earth. Here is what we know up here. 1. Trump is under the control of Satan - yep, it's true. 2. Charlie Kirk - isn't up here, he must have been routed to the place below 3. No Rush Linbaugh either. 4. Climate change is GOD telling us to clean up the planet That is all for now....off to eat lollipops and jump over clouds. DD