[Official] Texans Offseason Thread

I'm shocked that the Texans brought in multiple veterans for the OLine and they all sucked. Shocked.

 

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Literally all of Caserio's o-line acquisitions are a revolving door of failures and dead cap money

 

3mill in dead money right there. You could have used that plus cam Robinson 12 mill to get you that center from the falcons.

 

It’s probably not a shocker or breaking news like Adam Schefter but I can say with 100% certainty tank is out this whole year.

 

I'm ok with that - better than all year

 

I think people take a lot of unfair shots at ESPN's Mike Tannenbaum because he's a "failed GM". However, he deserves every bit of ridicule after picking the Titans to win the AFC South this year:

 

Sadly.. he is a Tulane Law (Roll Green Wave) grad like myself.

He was once a shining star of our program... but alas

 

Texans trade OT Deculus traded to Chargers for a 2027 7th rounder

 

Sounds like he was reading a script for ratings. God bless him if he’s actually that stupid.

 

I'd be like, come on man, this is too stupid a take for me to take on. Let Screamin' A handle this one, he gets paid millions to act like he is having seizures live on TV.

 

And that's when SAS came in and said, "Nope, I get paid 8 figures so I can crush fastballs. Time for you to get up there and pitch for me, Mikey." How anyone can watch that **** and take any of it seriously is beyond me. **** ESPN for destroying intelligent sports discourse, and **** the smooth brains for eating it up like slop.

 

I guess every man has a price or a family to feed. Better than selling your body I guess.

 

Exactly. He didn't even sound like he believed what he was saying. No conviction at all. This was a scripted argument and he got the short end of the stick

 

I can't stand Stephen A Smith, but I'll admit to chuckling when he started screaming about having reservations about EVERYTHING in Tennessee.

"EH -vry-thang! EH-vry-THANG!"

 

Landry and Stoots were speculating yesterday that it is a lisfranc injury

 

Kyle Hamilton just got 4yr/100mil. Good thing we didnt draft him cause we wouldve been on the hook for all that.