[Official] Texans Offseason Thread

That means Jimmie is guilty of whatever he did. Buzbee is a smart snake; he will only take cases he will for sure win and can extort.

 

Define "old"

 

Why are you skeptical Buzbee was spot on when it came to Watson?

 

Take away 25 years from your current age.

 

25 is old?

 

If you are on the clutchfans site calling people with grandchildren youngsters, you may be old(er)

 

lol, didn't know you were a grandpa, slainte!

 

Apparently Ward was on meth?!

 

Is that in the court filing?

Not totally shocking.

 

Not sure, it was in a report I saw.
But who knows

 

This ****ing sucks.....the No Fun League strikes again.

 

I'm a Cre Mudg eon - That's half way between Curmudgeon and Cremation.

 

Cro-mag-non?

 

I always liked, one of the few things I liked about him, Jerry Glanville's diatribe to the ref: "This is the NFL, which stands for 'not for long' if you keep this **** up'"

 

Now is the time to trade Mr.Ward to the Browns… It worked out so well last time.

 

My favorite was Bum, "Now, you cain't do that! If ya do it, I'm tellin' ya, yer gonna have more hell over it than a little bit!"

 

Speaking of Bum quotes. This one was recounted by Wade.

"The best one was with (running back) Earl Campbell. When Earl didn't make the mile – we had a mile test to see what kind of shape they're in - and Earl didn't make the mile. Everybody ran up to Bum and said, 'Bum, Bum, what are you going to do? Earl didn't make the mile.'

"He said, 'Hell, if it's third-and-a-mile, we won't give it to him. But we're going to give it to him the rest of the time.' And we did. We rode that train a while, too."