[Official] Rangers @ Astros

i hope youre excluding Ralph Macchio & Bruce Lee…

 

Hunter just hit 98 on his last pitch

 

I just mean that they are getting handled so effortlessly. Like a pack of ninjas in a cheesy 80’s movie.

 

not sure how much longer we can endure these AAA batters

 

We're just lucky to be in a division where the teams suck against the rest of the league, but love to play us at their best.

 

wouldve accepted stormtroopers also.

 

Hummel's hitting approach is swing his ass off and hope he connects.

 

2 of those hits did not drive in a run, btw.

 

On a railroad track to a loss and limp into the All-Star Break. This is not supposed to be happening with your Ace on the mound.

 

Holy **** ZACK SHORT!!!!

dude’s trending team MVP in a matter of a few games… LOL

 

can't stop zack LOL

 

Walker just can't hit a curve ball.

DD

 

For a moment I thought they were saying that Viscaino hit HIS 500th home run at minute maid.

I thought maybe I missed his roid years

 

If only we had all Zack Shorts in the lineup.

 

Okert almost ****ed up the throw to first

 

Walker has actually done well against Eovaldi in limited ABs before this game. Some have said Walker is putting a lot of pressure on himself to be a big time bat for the team. That's not comforting either if he can't take the pressure.

 

1-5 homestand is not ideal.........

 

Seattle has bases loaded no out in a tie game. They will be 5 gb entering a 3 game series with us. This is going to be a division fight

 

Yall worried about Seattle… I’d be worrying about waking up these b****es— I can see them going on a tear if their offense starts clicking.
And we just opened the door for them.

 

ORT IS SUCH ****ING TRASH - he throws it hard and straight, he just gives up homer after homer, he has NO MOVEMENT on this FB, if he can't get that, you can't trust pitching him.

98 and straight down the middle is BP for good major leaguers.

DD