they can do parachute-around-hungry-pterodactyls for all i care as long as scarjoseph ends up pantiless.
Movie was too unoriginal for me. Should have copied the planet of the apes. The dinosaur has caused disease throughout the planet and the population has dwindeled. Basically them, just being hunted trying to survive, I dk... try something different.
To me, the more they try something different, the worse the sequel movies have been. Maybe this is lowered expectations as I get older. I went in wanting people to be stupid by going to an island with dinosaurs being dinosaurs.
It reads better than it plays, I guess. I'll catch this when it's just $6 on Amazon Prime, several months from now. Knowing that I'll be complaining the whole way through. But at least I won't have gone to the theater like I did for the last one, on the advice of friends who liked it. What a dino-turd that was. I'm okay with the genetically manufactured dinosaurs and the science fiction aspects. But I started thinking during these movies, Didn't Chris Pratt just fall through ice into the water beneath and now he's standing outside of it not even shivering let alone dying of frostbite (his breath not even fogging up?) F*** THAT! Maybe I'm getting old, after all.
Saw it. If you gonna watch it, in theater has to be better than watching it at home. The main redeeming value is the big screen. The plot is exactly like every other movie. Exactly. That said, I was entertained. Set a low bar and you won't be disappointed.
That's every movie these days. It's like they are not even trying anymore. Or they know the general public will see it anyway.
lol. I went RV'ing once and loved it. But I had low expectations going in. This is good marital advice too, btw.
