[Official] Cubs @ Astros

This just in, Bryan Abreu is pretty good.

Hey Joe, don't get stupid. This is Abreu and Hader ONLY.

 

She's doing a Jose Altuve on a short pop up.

 

I would not be opposed to Javier to bullpen, Arrighetti to rotation... and McCullers to barista.

 

just wait until he walks the lead off man.

 

make the Cubs Stressly

 

No but all the balls that were tattoo’d foul that he was right on before it were.

 

It would be very Astros to not score anything off Pressley

 

Literally exactly what I said. 7.9 war from 35 on with 2.1 as a 39 year old and still positive as a 40 year old. He wasn’t fooling anyone playable until his last season. If we get the same from Altuve I will feel blessed.

 

Here is the plan.

Abreu pitches to the first 3 batters. If he gets them all out fine.

If it's not 3 outs as of yet, Hader comes in to face Crow-Armstrong.

Then Hader is set to neutralize Busch in the 9th who is also horrible vs lefties.

 

...and yall like to say Espada always punts on Sunday games

 

I haven’t seen them say that. It’s a select few that say it every time lol

 

what about Dickey Lovelady?

 

One more run.

 

Just filthy stuff. Made it look easy.

 

Abreu!!!!Dominating!!!

 

I've seen a lot of aggravating commercials over the years.

This garage door doctor commercial may legit be the worst one ever.

 

Abreu was ****ing brilliant.

Now get an extra run and bring in the hammer.

See...I could be a manager

 

Not literally.

 

let's get some add on runs

*clap clap*

 

OK...you gotta let me in on this because I'm confused and curious, you keep dropping that name and I have no idea what the hell you're talking about