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Is it beta to eat *****?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by chef0010, Jun 18, 2025.

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Is it beta to eat *****

  1. Yes - the man’s pleasure is all that matters - don’t be a loser

    4 vote(s)
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  2. No - I’m Rico suave - or whipped - and never get taken care of myself

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  1. leroy

    leroy Member
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    Yeah...you've never actually been with a woman.
     
    #61 leroy, Jun 24, 2025
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  2. Pole

    Pole Lies, damn lies, stats, and peer reviewed studies
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    [​IMG]
     
    #62 Pole, Jun 25, 2025
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  3. chef0010

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    Except yo momma
     
    #63 chef0010, Jun 25, 2025
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  4. leroy

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    Well, she's been dead for 8 years so...gross. Or, you've just proved my point.
     
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  5. chef0010

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    This is a very serious conversation.
     
    #65 chef0010, Jun 26, 2025
  6. Smokey

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    Either women love it or hate it. Find the half who hate it and you’ll never need to eat kitty again.
     
    #66 Smokey, Jun 26, 2025
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  7. Buck Turgidson

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    You're talking about blowjobs
     
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    Or perhaps, if you are bad at it they get frustrated and move on to something else.

    I swear, some of you need to sneak into your parents' bedroom and read The Joy of Sex like 12-yo me did.

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  9. daywalker02

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    Sounds like the Good night literature.

     
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  10. JumpMan

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    Reminds me of a Norm MacDonald joke...

    I once walked in on my parents having sex.... it was the most awkward half hour of my life.
     
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  11. Smokey

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    I guess it could apply to both lol
     
    #71 Smokey, Jun 27, 2025
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    Questions like this further explain why so many of my buddies in their 40s are pulling women 15-20 yrs younger.

    Well, that and the money.
     
    #72 mateo, Jun 29, 2025
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  13. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Is that the only way they can get them to stfu?
     
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  14. Buck Turgidson

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    Brilliant.

    Women in their late 20's-30's are great.
     
    #74 Buck Turgidson, Jun 29, 2025
  15. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    …subjectively.
     
    #75 The Captain, Jun 29, 2025
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    ...if you're 10+ years older
     
    #76 Buck Turgidson, Jun 29, 2025
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    I have never met a Women who did not like to have her kitty purr...............that would be like a guy hating a BJ
     
    #77 ROCKSS, Jun 30, 2025
  18. chef0010

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    @VickMackey i got a hot gf - real talk :D

    #coldapproach
     
    #78 chef0010, Jul 17, 2025
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