What to do in Orlando!!

Cargo shorts with snap pockets are great for travel. Zero chance of pickpocketing.

 

Jorts lover? You do you, boo.

 

I don’t think this is a utilitarian demographic. Just jolly middle aged guys who peaked 25 years ago.

 

I'm a jolly middle aged guy who peaked 25 years ago

What's it to ya?

 

I assume you’re utilitarian because you use your cargo shorts for cargo. And I don’t think you peaked 25 years ago.

 

Nah, I'm an atheist

 

I suggest you drink a crap ton of Natty Daddy the night before, and head out the next morning to walk around Epcot in 100 degree and 80% humidity.
That has all the earmarks of a Steller day.

 

Half of those Orlando goers have left.

 

Orlando is an urban fisherman's dream. Natural ponds with tons and tons of largemouth bass are literally everywhere.

 

I wanna dry heave just thinking about this.

 

Biggest mistake I ever made in my life was as follows:
Son graduated Elementary school on June 24th. Flew to Orland and went to Disney on June 25th. Once we landed in Orlando, I thought I might have made a mistake. Once I got on the Shuttle to the Polynesian Resort, my thoughts were confirmed.
It was like I was transported to Hell while being surrounded by people that had a fairly open policy on whether or not to use deodorant.
All the while being surrounded by child banshees hopped up on sugar.
#GOODTIMES

Best part is I paid over 4k to be subjected to all this fun.

 

floridians do not fish the retention ponds

 

I don’t understand why people flock to the parks from June to October. Some of the worst weather in the country. And that before considering the $$$

 

Cause the kids are out of school.

 

Sadly I did it once.
ONLY ONCE