Kon

I know he's from Carolina and all, but I'm not sure Kon can BBQ

 

C'mon Buck, you know I can't argue that, they do that pulled pork with vinegar-based sauce. That ain't bbq.

 

he would probably make a good dillon brooks replacement in training

 

That's what my buddy from NC says about Texas: it's delicious, but it's not bbq, it's smoked meat

 

Pop doesn't coach the team anymore and hasn't had a team that was a threat for a loooong time. San Antonio will probably be a middling franchise for a long time, especially if Wemby is injury prone, which is very likely.

 

There is a 99.999% chance you are correct.

 

I think you are embellishing juuuust a bit. No more than 99.988% tops.