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Jalen Green will be the Rockets' Numero Uno

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by kpdark, Jan 2, 2024.

  1. A_3PO

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    She looks like his mother.
     
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    The guy posts about turning off social media
    • He's a mentally weak loser
    The guy posts about fashion
    • He's a feminine loser
    The guy posts about getting a tattoo
    • He's a loser with a bad tattoo
    The guy posts himself doing resistance stretches/exercise
    • He's a loser doing new age sissy stuff
    The guy posts about lifting weights
    • He's a loser who should be in the gym working on his shooting
    The guy posts about working on his shot
    • He's a loser for working on his midrange over the 3pt shot
    The guy posts a very common tiktok trend with his girl
    • He's a loser who's being treated like a child
    What did i miss guys?
     
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  3. Cstyle42

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    Jalen is indeed a mother F*****
     
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    The guy posts about his penetration / stroke game.
    • He's gay for dry humping his teammate Josh Christopher.
     
  5. daywalker02

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    Well, she is in control of his finances......yes.
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  6. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Nothing, he is a loser.
    DD
     
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  7. Mathloom

    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    Statistically speaking, at least 25% of the people calling Draya his mom are people who enjoy stepmother or stepsibling p*rn.

    Real tough guys lol

    Good on Jalen for entering into a legal marriage that will give that baby safety and protection. I don't care so much about the adults. Most 23 year olds in his country want to abort the baby or pay as little as possible or won't be there for the kid if they hadn't thought it through. This baby has a mom and a dad for 1 year now - something the scientific community overwhelmingly agrees is better for a child's psychological development. I hope that continues.

    I think I remember reading Green didn't really have a father growing up, so if he succeeds he's effectively ending a generational trauma cycle which also afflicts both his communities (black and filipino). Whether the adults want to stay together or not, I'm glad he's not running away from being a partner and a father.
     
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    YOU NEED TO LISTEN

     
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    Keep it up you're doing good lol... I mean he's clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. You can tell from his interviews unfortunately. And then he absolutely sucked in the playoffs in front of the entire basketball fan world. Not like had a bad game, but had a horrible overall series in which if he played even "ok" , not great just ok, the rockets probably win the first round without too much trouble..

    Also his off court decisions are questionable to say the least, reminds me slightly of how Zion goes for these popular older ran-through washed girls. Jalen decides to get serious with an obvious attention w**** twice his age who's got 3 kids by three different dudes and was on all those drama and loves shows and what not.. lol like dude. Out of all the girls that you can get, this is who you decide you should try to settle down with and make a family? It's clear as day it wasn't gonna last long. Just questionable **** man,

    Get's punked by Draymond green for his fingernail painting (why do that anyway lol). and then instead of answering with a strong performance shrinks even more.

    Jalen is amazing the 20% of the time when he has his "on" games. The other 80% just seems never-ending. Man I get so excited every damn year during his stretches of hot games thinking he's finally turned the corner and we have something special. And just keeps ending in heartbreak hah. His shot looks broke as **** with them elbows sticking out so wide as he jumps and then releases as he's on his was down almost, not one smooth motion pure shot at all.

    What a frustrating player to have on your team. No clue what they will do with him. I'm ok with keeping him and giving this **** show another year to see if he can get some consistency. But I also wouldn't be too terribly upset if they trade him. Just keep the rest of the core if you trade him.
     
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    If he stays in houston, he will be an all-star next season.
     
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    Good summary.

    People always forget about the Roosh incident, who slipped to whose DM.....

    The moment he showed an NFT and tossing dollar bills around, you knew he wasn't humble.

     
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    Running back the same backcourt is not gonna help us take the next step. I’m sorry, but that’s just wrong.
     

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