Per reports, Kristi Noem had her purse stolen from her seat while eating dinner in DC. Unfortunate, but believable. But here is what is reportedly missing: Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash. Who the hell is carrying around their passport, checks, or that much cash? Was she looking for some nose candy? Paying a rent?
Director of Homeland Security carries around a passport and cash? Who would have thunk? Only the supporters of elitiest and the establishment believe they are beneath laws like presenting a passport when crossing national borders.
Word on The Street is that Noem has a tattoo and no proof of citizenship and thus is one very small step from getting deported to El Salvador.
Not at all a fan of hers but how is she an idiot for being the victim of a crime? I swear you have the worst takes on here and everyone says itin multiple threads. If it was AOC you'd be crying for her. You're nothing but a left shill who is wrong about everything
Maybe demote her to head of Bag-land Security until she figures that one out. If she shows she can consistently secure a bag, we can talk about additional responsibilities.
You're just making up s***. Who here said anything about the need for a passport and the laws governing it?
You don't see the irony in the Director of Homeland Security not being able to secure her own purse in a public restaurant?
Traveling across to smuggle Fentanyl... But yeah, there are rich people that do carry around cash like that for some stupid reason.
Secret Service was there and missed it to. I guess a lot of kids and family were around and the purse was under her chair. I wasn't there and neither were any of us. I just think because she's so hated people are enjoying this