I know we have a few threads on this game but hear me out. We need one thread to channel our hate. Not how we think we will play but why we hate that team. I need this personally because my best friend actually likes GSW. I'm in a text group with him and his son and I know they will text things during the games like "Wow, did you see that Curry shot!" and "There's no way that's a flagrant against Draymond!" My other friend (who is a Rockets Fan!) likes Curry because his sister went to Davidson where Curry went to college. So I have to vent and I HAVE TO HEAR FROM OTHER PEOPLE THAT GSW SUCKS. So I can't say how I hate Curry's smug smile or that incessant taunting about going to sleep. Or how Kerr is a whiny baby who cries when his team isn't allowed to foul with impunity. Don't get me started on Draymond. Probably my most hated player of all-time (Bruce Bowen and Karl Malone are up there-F, Stockton too). Post why you hate that team, their players, and their fans. I need this.
Rockets fans are thinking about how Amen will lock Curry down and how Jalen will ball out, it's all recency bias. Facts are we play poorly against the Warriors. Jalen averages 13ppg against them on horrible shooting efficiency. Curry won't get locked down every game. Butler will get 15+ fts every game and carry Curry if he does get "locked down". The last game where we whooped them, they were coming off a 4 games in 5 days road trip. This time they will be well rested. Also, I hope Tilman is doing something about their fans buying tickets in our home arena because other teams are preventing it from happening. We better do the same **** because I'm so sick of Warriors fans invading Toyota Center like cockroaches. Draymond is gonna scream a the refs and try to injure our players. No, he will not be ejected under any circumstances. The refs are afraid of him. Their role players are just as dirty as Draymond, they follow his example so don't be surprised if one of Sengun/Amen/Green/Fred gets injured in this series because of an "accident". It happens nearly every playoff series for the Warriors, very suspicious but no one seems to bat an eye. Trust me, nothing would be sweeter if we beat the Warriors in a 7 game series convincingly. I might want this more than making the WCF or Finals but then I remember the Lakers are also in our bracket. They are not as bad as Warriors in terms of dirtiness but Lakers get the most BS whistles in the league and it's been proven by stats season after season. Let's not forget, there was no investigation in one of the most shady deals in the history of the league. They literally got Luka for an old bag of chips because the GM that traded him to the Lakers didn't want to entertain other teams.
First off thank you thank you thank you! Freaking hate those guys. This will be money well spent. Secondly, I'm sorry your best friend is a GSW fan. He's lucky to have a friend like you. It's easy to bandwagon on a winner but it does prove a base level of simple mindedness and dooshery (Jontro taught me this word-thank you Jontro). I appreciate your sacrifice because folks like your friend need friends. They don't often know it, but the old pee smell often drives people away. Good on you to be his buddy. I'm really looking forward to Draymond getting b slapped by Alpi. I hope Alpi leaves a Spalding tattoo on his forehead or Jalen dunks it so hard Draymond can taste Jalen's jock. I hate Draymond most. I don't completely hate Steph because it's not good to hate good people who do nice things for others. Steph makes shoes for girls who can't afford AirJordans and this is good. I don't completely hate him. After Amen is done with him I might even feel pity for his poor pale big head and stanky mouthpiece. I also don't completely hate Looney. Again, not good to mock the afflicted like he obviously is. Maybe someday he can ride the bus with your bff. Keep him company and they can tell stories. Simple stories. Built for sped as they say. Other than Draya err Draymond I hate Steve "my middle name is dooche" Kerr. I really hate that doochebag. I think if I met him on the street I would knock him out and pee on his head. This has been cathartic. Thank you OP! Go Rockets!
I wonder which games the media will claim Curry is injured, because he has a bad shooting night. Only to miraculously recover the next game and become injured the game after.
I only hate Steph, because of the douchey sleep bit, the shimmer bit, and the tooth guard crap. Donkey is the dirtiest player of all time and a loud mouth Neanderthal. People say you shouldn’t wish injuries on players, but f*ck that. Donkey deserves to have his back broke. It’s like defending Khomeni because he has to support his family. Don’t get me started on Kerr and his idiotic political comments and his horrible whiny ass, but I do think he is the best coach in the league. If I didn’t love the beauty of basketball, the game, I would’ve quit watching years ago, because of the absolute corruption of the league. Why can’t these guys be like Amen? He is one of the classiest athletes that has ever played pro basketball. No whining just loves the game and gives it his all every possession. I hope the media doesn’t get to him and screw up my favorite player to watch since Magic.
I hate that most of their fans are frontrunners. They sip their Chardonnays oblivious to who Run TMC were, while cheering for the dirtiest player in the modern era. That would be The Nut Kicker, Draymond Green. If you have a friend who's a Warriors fan, bet him a box of wine that he doesn't know who holds the all-time record for points in a playoff quarter. He probably thinks it's Curry or Klay Thompson. Nope! It's Sleepy Floyd, playing for the Warriors against the Lakers in 1987. He had 29 in the 4th of Game 4 to prevent a sweep. The Rockets are going to beat the Warriors in this series. As the great Clyde The Glide said, it will be like clubbing baby seals!
Just waiting for the latest attempt at Draymond to injure somebody, while the league office just chuckles it off. "Town rapist rapes again!" But the rapist's brother is the mayor, and he only rapes people who are a threat to his bro, so it's all good.
It will be highly satisfying beating the warriors after the '18 debacle. Can't wait to send them home, refs or not.
someone on this rockets team will get ejected if he does a stunt like this. I expect at least 5 scuffles this series tbh.
I hate them. Dont forget that they used to have a knock off Turbo as their mascot youll never be him, lil bro
Two words Draymond Green. Dirtiest, whiniest, b**** in NBA history. I want to see Adams, Landale, etc just knock him around.
