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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jorge M Gutierrez, Dec 31, 2024.

  1. Jorge M Gutierrez

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    How you rizz random stranger up?

    Not talking social circle game… walking up to stranger baddie.

    none of the work on yourself advice applies in this situation. How you rizz random baddie?
     
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    Depends if you’re a young, black guy or yet another dork whitey
     
  3. Jorge M Gutierrez

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  4. IBTL

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    Translate this to English for me.
     
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    Screenshot_20241231_175101_Chrome.jpg
     
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  6. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Lowkey: IDGAF, stay unbothered, main character energy only. Vibes are immaculate regardless.

    If you can’t sort it, I’m the GOAT, masterclass energy, but lessons ain’t free. Venmo first.
     
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    This generation is so ****ed up......scared shitless of their own shadow.......lol.

    DD
     
  8. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    How to talk to a girl? Deadass, you’re giving fossil energy rn, Boomer.
     
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  9. IBTL

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    I need me a wiffy, **** I mean wifey. I'm so ****ed up can't even read my own writin'.
     
  10. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum Okogie Only Fan
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    not very woke of you to assume
     
  11. IBTL

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    Shut up b**** boy.
     
  12. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    lowkey keeping it 100, bro knows the energy I’m on
     
  13. LosPollosHermanos

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    lol hop on the apps and have some on your regular rotation

    Cold approach is a waste of time most of the time, but I think it has reversed with this new generation not talking to anyone anymore
     
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    1. Don't have a sloppy, slobby appearance. Do the best with what you've got.
    2. Build muscles and drop body fat
    3. Present yourself with confidence, even if you're shot down

    Following the three steps above diligently will make you attractive to most of today's young females.
     
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    A high end Rolex, Gwagon and shoe inserts to make you taller
     
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  16. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    "none of the work on yourself advice applies in this situation. "

    Only #3 applies in this situation. #1 and #2 really lead into #3 anyway. I've seen total 'slobs' with 9s.
     
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  17. Buck Turgidson

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    4. Announce your presence with authority



    Talking to/meeting random people in random places is something I very much enjoy.
     
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    That reminds me of the r/creatine subreddit. Such great stuff in that subreddit lol.
     
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    I'm tall, handsome and have a big dick. Does that still work?
     
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