Mattress Mack needs some positive thoughts (and for you to buy some furniture)

Should we take bets on if he survives?

 

Biden screwed up this country more than you can imagine.

 

It sells more furniture.

 

Same, will never shop there again. It’s one thing to be fiscally conservative, quite another to buy into the MAGA lies. Oh well.

It was taken with his 2003 flip phone.

 

Biden hasn’t screwed up anything. He has done more for jobs and infrastructure than Trump ever did. Immigration? Screwed up for decades and Republicans don’t want to do anything because they lose a talking point. Hence why they killed the border bill that they came up with.

 

1. There is no salient argument for how Biden has ‘screwed up the country’. Just your typical hate/fear mongering GOP drone yelling ‘points’. So it’s pointless to even engage.

2. This is the hangout. Here’s the Mac thread in the D&D you guys can go wave your dicks at.

 

True Houstonian
on Tidwell and Parker selling mattresses and sofas
@Jontro

haters are just people who go to Ikea and can't figure out how to assemble a table

 

lol fake rockets fans don't know where Gallery Furniture is, the Summit, Frenchy's, IW Marks, Houston Wrestling, Club Carabana
and they don't know where Houston is on a map of Houston

 

He's been iconic in Houston. I still remember him showing up at my elementary school where he candidly talked about his drug problems, which didn't make much sense at the time.

He's been straight to hustling for the past 30+ years.

You get a free overpriced bedroom set at the EoY if he's on the wrong side of the bet.

I think he'd enjoy that event if there wouldn't be any social flak against it

 

He spoke at our junior high. His drug talk still didnt really register for kids older than elementary. Maybe cuz it was wanting something like a carnival man instead of a serious message. But at very minimum it earned him community points for the adult crowd who buys furniture. And kids got time off from class. Everybody wins

 

Lol he is using the gimmick from Earthquake and Hulk Hogan to get contact info from potential clients for free. Mack is a champ.

(In 1990, Earthquake attacked Hogan and "put him in the hospital". WWF encouraged fans to write in letters to help inspire Hogan to recover faster, which was all just a ploy to get a mailing list for catalogs of future products. The segment aired during a "Brother Love" segment [real name Bruce Prichard] who is a Houstonian and lifelong really close friend with Mattress Mack. Mack also worked directly with Prichard / Houston pro wrestling for several years prior to this.)

Spoiler

((Yes, I was a virgin for a long time.))

 

@Jontro

we’re all Hulk a maniacs brother

 

A cokehead telling you how coke is bad is maybe not the best D.A.R.E moment.

 

I’m pretty sure this was part of his terms of probation.

Yam yam Mr. Norman

 

You guys remember when Jaime Kennedy filmed a music video with Mac?

 

No, but the internet does.

 

Hope the high-interest predatory finance, gambling addict, boomer lives.



But he also saves. But

 

Pillar of the Houston community for decades despite the fact that he votes wrong.

I've shopped at GF on several occasions over the years but never bought anything there. Too pricey for the quality and the employees come off as greasy salesmen following you around the store like hyenas. Only good thing about shopping there is all the sports memorabilia.

FWIW, my wife met him in Vegas last year and said he couldn't have been nicer and more down to earth.