2024 Season Astros General Discussion Thread

I like honesty not bullshit from a front office. Call me crazy.

 

I expect nothing and I'm never disappointed.

 

So bullpen is now Hader, Abreu, Neris, Scott, Ort, King, and Ferguson.

 

Why does it really matter?

Why does anything really matter?

why are we here?

We are here to win baseball games.

 

Cant wait for a healthy and productive Pressly to get back.

Who does he replace.

 

Yep, winning games is all that really matters.

That's why Luhnow was really good at his job. Feelings be damned.

 

You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?"
You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"
And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?"
And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?"

 

How did I get here?

 

There's a shockingly great and fun Talking Heads cover band out of Austin, the singer is the spitting image of Byrne, it's pretty uncanny.

 

Probably King if no one else is hurt.

 

This team is in serious need of a sleep consultant: pillows, beds, everything!

 

your reply reminded me of this jim carrey bit on snl. who am i? why am i here?

 

King has been one of their best relievers. Lefties are very valuable in the playoffs. I love how Dana built the BP after the big three with quality relievers on the cheap.

 

Fire Mattress Mac

 

LMAO

I imagine Mac's reaction would be like his reaction to that Phillies fan.

 

He'd probably just do another line and scream at some employees

 

We just need to make the playoffs with everyone healthy. Would be so satisfying to win it all with all the crap we have dealt with.

 

My wife hates mattress Mack because she thinks he’s very mean to his employees.

 

That's been his reputation for 50 years

 

Confirmed TJ surgery incoming.