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Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by Radricky, Aug 22, 2024.

  1. Buck Turgidson

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    Many several times I talked to my brain and asked "why do you have a gf, why do you have a gf, why do....."
     
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  2. AkeemTheDreem86

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    Please tell me it occurred to you at some point to invite her to go with you...?
     
  3. Buck Turgidson

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    I wasn't paying her, hell, I couldn't afford her.

    And the gf was not at all cool with hookers. Didn't mind a strip club though, which was fun.

    Missed Opportunities. I'd be lying if I said I don't still think about it, 25ish years later.
     
  4. AkeemTheDreem86

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    Oh, I meant the GF. And she likes strip clubs?!

    It wasn't a full blown orgy or anything like that... Basically just people making out all over the place - the definition of "making out" getting pretty fluid at times.

    I actually thought it was kinda cute... Certainly way more intimate/congenial and way less cynical/down to business than a strip club. At that point it's just a matter of preference, I suppose.
     
  5. Tomstro

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    I had to stop reading this one too. Stop trying to impress everyone with your crappy writing and cringe posts.

    I get it. You love Dusty and Maldy. So what. Nobody cares.

    Also, your nicknames for the players aren’t clever, they suck.
     
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  6. Buck Turgidson

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    "I've always wanted to touch boobs"...so I made it happen

    I'm like...isn't that what college was for?
     
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  7. AkeemTheDreem86

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    I think we can all agree there that there ain't a damn thing wrong with a girl touching some boobs at a strip club. There should be a national holiday for it.
     
  8. Radricky

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  9. IdStrosfan

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    Amaya will attract interest.

    High floor MLB ready middle infielder who was on their top 30 list prior to last update.

    I expect him to be traded to a non-contender for a lottery ticket before he gets waived or released.

    Maybe one of those low level CHW arms @Nook mentioned they like.
     
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  10. punkoholic

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    On a unrelated note I forgot who Amaya was and I was reading some comments on another site and someone mentioned who they traded and how the trade doesn't look good. Went to check out Bellozo's stats. Limited games but yikes. Could have been another decent pitcher for Houston.
     
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    Amaya cannot be traded.
     
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  13. raining threes

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    Is it ok in your eyes for me to say I hope Maldy is never part of the Stros org again?
     
  14. Buck Turgidson

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    BILL SPIERS IS NOT WALKING THROUGH THAT DOOR. DANNY DARWIN IS NOT WALKING THROUGH THAT DOOR. BILLY DORAN IS NOT WALKING THROUGH THAT DOOR
     
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  15. Buck Turgidson

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    Yes, but what does Dusty Maldonado say about this?!?
     
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  17. Buck Turgidson

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    I don't give a ****, but I no idea why you would say that
     
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  18. raining threes

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    Flush the toilet and move into a new era.

    Now if you want to talk about bringing some of Luhnow's guys like Oz then I'm on board. But that's a different discussion.
     
  19. Tomstro

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    Really? No idea at all?
     
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    That's true. I forgot.

    It's put him on waivers and let him go WHEN he gets claimed.

    If he didn't get claimed they could assign him to Sugar Land, but won't happen.
     

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