Ok in a perfect world this is your Astros post season lineup: 2B Altuve 3B Bregman LF Alvarez RF Tucker C Diaz SS Pena DH Caratini CF Meyers 1B Dubon That reduces you to only one underwhelming bat, Meyers. Singleton, McCormick on the bench. For the love of all this is holy, Dana Brown go get Brandon Belt off his couch in Nacogdoches. He's got 2 World Series Rings. He's a winner. OPS+ of 136 last season in 404 ABs.
That sequence where he called a trash down and in strike on yainer, then rang him up for timer violation, then very next batter gets an even worse down and in call, at least two average male penises off the plate.
Man I forgot about Belt. Because he's a FA I think he's eligible for the playoffs. I read somewhere that he still wants to play, but couldn't believe it when nobody signed him. Dodgers 1-0 over Seattle on a Lux homerun in the 7th. Followed by a Muncy homerun in the 7th.
3 biggest HRs in Astros history. 1. Alvarez 3 run HR game 6 Astros down 1-0 6th inning, clinch WS 2. Gonzalez game 2, down 1 in the 9th, Astros lost game 1 in the WS 3. Springer 2 run HR game 7 giving us a huge 5-0 lead 2nd inning WS
