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[Movie] Eli Roth’s Borderlands

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Captain, Dec 18, 2022.

  1. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Loved Claptrap in B3.

    Will watch. Probably repeatedly.
     
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    Oh god not the Bear Jew. His movies suck.
     
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    Because video game moves always critically acclaimed and commercially successful.
     
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  7. The Captain

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    Fair. But they're making money.
     
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    First trailer....

     
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  9. The Captain

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    Looks really good, nails that Guardians of the Galaxy vibe. Cate Blanchett cleans up real nice-like.
     
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    Kevin Hart looking like 50 Cent's mini-me.
     
  12. The Captain

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    Two Bits
     
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    Maybe this will be the first good movie Eli Roth has ever done

    Were Rob Zombie and Ewe Boll the Executive Producers?
     
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    Getting "found family" vibes where the real vault treasure was the friends we made along the way.
    Despite the source material pre-dating Guardians of the Galaxy, its gonna have its work cut out trying to shed the knockoff label.

    Also something about the sets, costumes, and characters feels too..clean?
     
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    Cate Blanchet as the lead is a bold move. Across the board the casting isn't exactly what I'd expect outside of Jack Black as comic relief.
     
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    Without Blanchett, this might be really not good.

     
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  18. The Captain

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    As usual, **** the 'critics'. I want audience score.

    This is projected to bomb at the box office, mostly because it's going up against Deadpool & Wolverine and is the same demographic. Unfortunate timing.

    Still, I think fans will go see it and it will probably get some good streaming numbers. Cate Blanchett is a 'serious' actress who can pull off super sexy when she wants to (see Thor Ragnarok).
     
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    Seeing it tomorrow morning, hope its fun at the very least....
     
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    Folks, this dude is almost never wrong when posting takes on movies.

    Metacritic scoring it under 30 right now. That is indeed pretty bad.

    NY Post:
    "Unfortunately, for the time being, the star of “Tár” and “Blue Jasmine” is stuck as the lead of the worst movie of the year — a grueling, 102-minute endurance test..."

    :D
     
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