[Official] Rays @ Astros

It’s pull a fan from the stands day

 

Seriously though, he was just called up from AAA

 

Has power. Strong arm. K’s too much.

 

I'd take a mannequin with a bat in bunt formation over some of our offense right now.

 

That’s just awful

 

Chas, meyers, cabbage, my grandma all make that catch

 

It's like freaky friday with the Astros and Mariners offenses switching places. They've been stacking runs at the same time we started scuffling. They traded for Justin Turner and he hits a grand slam. Astros haven't hit a grand slam all season.

 

Killed me

 

We knew we weren’t gonna hold that zero run lead forever

 

The lite hitting Rays aren't missing their mistakes the last couple of games.

 

Please never slide into first base again

 

astros offense sucking deeks at home again.

 

Siri caught that like a clown

 

I heard Yuli has been lighting it up in AAA. I wonder if signing him instead of A. Diaz would've given this team a much needed boost. If not with his bat then locker-room vibes at least.

 

Siri show boating

 

Stros would have had to trade for Yuli...Diaz was a FA

 

august astros has been doo doo

 

Might as well. Astros ain't gonna do **** about it.