[Military.com] J.D. Vance: What I Learned in the Marine Corps

What is all this talk about JD Vance drinking diet mountain dew, comparing his boss to Hitler and ****ing sofa's?

Seriously - where did all of this come from.... no way he said or did this stuff.

 

I'm spending too much time following this s**t but

Mountain Dew is sadly real:

https://people.com/internet-slams-jd-vance-for-cringe-diet-mountain-dew-joke-8682255

Hitler comment is old but real:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn07dv4mrg2o

The couch thing is obviously false but people are having fun with it for its absurd humor.

https://nypost.com/2024/07/25/us-news/ap-forced-to-take-down-fact-check-about-x-rated-jd-vance-hoax/

 

Couches can't get pregnant you libtards.

 

Internet warns JD Vance after video of him implying that Kamala Harris is childless cat lady resurfaces


for JD Vance's education , WaPo published this article on George Washington,

In an undelivered draft of his first inaugural address, George Washington wrote that his lack of biological children would benefit the country.

“Divine Providence hath not seen fit, that my blood should be transmitted or my name perpetuated by the endearing, though sometimes seducing channel of immediate offspring,”
the first U.S. president had considered including in the April 30, 1789, speech. “I have no child for whom I could wish to make a provision — no family to build in greatness upon my Country’s ruins.”

Like Harris, whose stepchildren Ella and Cole refer to her as “Momala,” Washington was a stepparent to two children, Patsy and Jacky, from his marriage to Martha Custis.
Washington had an active role in their lives, as well as those of his grandchildren

Former presidents James Madison‚ James Buchanan, James K. Polk and Andrew Jackson also did not have biological offspring.

​

 

Diet eh?

Is that to wash down his vegan cheese and gluten free crackers?

 

(posted in wrong thread, so a repeat)

You guys need to lay off the jokes about sex with the couch. But the dude is weird.

ps. I'll be honest—I wasn’t 100% sure it wasn’t real.

J.D. Vance couch rumors aren’t true, but he’s still extremely weird. - Vox
The rumors were easy to believe, especially when the potential VP has such terrible ideas about sex.

Let’s get this out of the way: J.D. Vance did not say he had sex with a couch. The rumor began as a joke on X, when user @rickrudescalves tweeted on July 15: “can’t say for sure but he might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to ****ing an Inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181).” That the tweet appeared to be directly sourced from Vance’s memoir, Hillbilly Elegy, convinced many people that it was in fact true, but if they were to read pages 179 to 181, all they’d find is Vance talking about his time at Ohio State University.

Vance already held extreme views on sex and gender; he opposes abortion even in cases of rape and incest and has compared it to slavery. He has voted against a bill ensuring access to IVF and suggested a ban on p*rn. He called universal child care “a class war against normal people.” He opposes legislating codifying the right to gay marriage and suggested that people in “violent” marriages shouldn’t get divorced.

He is also among the nebulous group of young intellectual conservatives backed by Silicon Valley venture capitalist Peter Thiel loosely called the “New Right,” whose main project seems to be making techno-fascist and incel-adjacent ideas seem cool and edgy. On X, where Vance has spent a great deal of time, he at one point followed several white nationalist accounts, many of whom glorify bodybuilding and fascism while promoting the Great Replacement theory. He is, in other words, exactly the type of guy you could imagine claiming that couch sex robots were the beginning of a glorious future without women.

Pointing out Vance and Trump’s obvious weirdness now seems to be among Democrats’ main strategies in combating the Republican ticket. And it’s working: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz was praised for his appearances on MSNBC in which he stressed how “weird” the Trump-Vance platform is, while the Harris campaign went viral for its statement on Trump’s Fox News appearance, which read, “is Donald Trump ok?” and listed major takeaways like “Trump is old and quite weird?” That kind of blunt, call-it-like-you-see-it candor was once a boon to the Trump camp, which delighted in offending “blue-haired” “soy milk” liberals whom they saw as myopic and out of touch. But when we’ve got someone like Vance spouting deeply antisocial and bizarre ideas that are way outside the realm of normal political discourse, the most effective response is often a simple, “What the hell?”

I don’t really need to explain why everyone believing a joke about a vice presidential candidate having sex with a couch is funny, it just is. Much like the memes implying Kamala Harris is a pop icon queening out to “Brat” summer, “JD Vance ****ed a couch” is just another absurdity of the wildest election summer in recent history, one where the truth is so much crazier than fiction that the fiction starts becoming believable. No, J.D. Vance didn’t **** a couch. But he’ll always be remembered as the vice presidential nominee that was once rumored to have ****ed a couch. And that’s pretty weird.

 

Until someone provides proof that he has never ****ed a couch, I'm going to believe he ****ed a couch.

 

JD Vance is the first non-incumbent VP nominee to have a net-negative favorable rating after a convention; the average since 2000 is +19 points.

Excuses That Trump Could Use to Replace JD Vance

Vance's thin qualification / history of criticizing Trump make for two more reasons.​

 

He will go down as the worst VP pick in American History - to be paired with the worst President in US history.

 

Again, did they even vet this guy?

JD Vance, an Unlikely Friendship and Why It Ended - The New York Times (nytimes.com)

J.D. Vance Told Transgender Friend Sofia Nelson ‘I Love You’ and ‘I Hate Cops’

Vance wrote to Nelson: “I hate the police."

 

JD Vance shows that impersonating Donald Trump is not that easy

To say that he lacks charisma, charm and a sense of humor would be an understatement.
​

Over the past week, Vance has appeared on MAGA-friendly TV shows to clean up his "childless cat laldies" remark;.

it has not work; Trump Tries to Clean Up JD Vance’s mess

 

I remember all the same virtue signalers here defending fchowd with his insane drivel "because he served".

Doesn't seem like the same people want to show Vance the same respect.

Hypocrites.