[Official] Rangers @ Astros

Kinda answered one of your questions.

who would I want in a trade? Someone who can mash to the tune of .842. We need to get Chas right.

 

I give Chas all of the playing time he can get until the deadline. If he's still cold then I make a deal for a Winker type OF if I cant get Vlad for 1st base.

 

So, which Astros player are we not rooting for today? Trying to keep up.

 

Mike Fiers

 

Not funny because it’s true

 

Astros Marketing, "In place of bobblehead nights we've decided to change the format to Why don't we trade x player night. So get your middle fingers ready and prepare to boo until you black out because it's going to be a hell of a game... until it's not."

 

Oh no..facing Max. Good luck bats!

 

Max only concerns me in the World Series

 

This is a must win game

 

Yesterday’s loss to the umps really hurts us. Now we have to beat Scherzer.

 

**** that guy. He's not the same as 2019

 

Scherzer ain't untouchable anymore. Dude is like JV. Good, but not great.

 

Make him throw ****in' strikes

 

Going to watch the Rangers broadcast today for ***** and giggles.

 

Joey should have gone for that ball.

 

Loperfido shoulda caught it

pena with a shitty throw

umps already trying to screw us

 

Bull **** call.

 

Good thing Framer not pitching today.

 

JFC