[Official] Guardians @ Astros

This team is back to being pathetic at home. This is who they are.

 

i'm tired of hearing dana talks.

 

At least we didn't overspend our wad on Blake Snell. Easy to dump France and/or Hunter or bury them in the minors if we can find a suitable replacement.

 

look, if the pitching staff could hold it at 3, then it's offense fault for not coming through.

 

last time hunter pitch, the offense scored 0 runs.

ZERO. these bozos are giving hunter the JV offense treatment.

 

Hunter Brown always looks like he's spitting a hair out of his mouth

 

We could call up Babe Ruth. Won’t matter if our starting pitching is this bad.

 

It's so strange how MMP is Coor's Field to the away team but Petco Park to us.

 

There’s a red moon risin’ over Minute Maid Park. Rollin’ into Houston to the Bay.

 

we all knew the offense in mexico city was fool's gold.

 

fuc, since angel is at 1st today that means he's at HPU tomorrow, right?

 

Nothing like a double play during a losing streak to piss me off.

 

Murder's Row may actually have murdered someone if they had this pitching staff.

 

johnnie baker is still salty about the myles straw trade lol

 

We gon git no-hit

 

Correct

 

knowing the astros, he ain't hitting jack shiet wearing an astros uniform.

 

The Correa school of taking pitches

 

The Astros used to be proactive and now they aren’t even reactive.

How long are they going to keep trotting out Brown the Clown.

Hunter Brown has been horrendous going on nearly a full year now.

His era is almost 8 his last 17 starts. He isn’t a starter - he needs to be in the pen.

The Astros are 4-13 in his last 17 starts and 0-5 this season.

No other playoff team would keep dragging his corpse out there every 5th day.