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Jalen Green will be the Rockets' Numero Uno

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by kpdark, Jan 2, 2024.

  1. clos4life

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    His baby with his worn-out grandma gold digging GF, didn't you see the interview last game?
     
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    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.
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    It's one thing to think being an edgelord in 2024 is still cool but damn dude, this is ****ing weak.
     
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    Is it incorrect though? Didn't Jalen himself say that's the reason?
     
  4. kpdark

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    You can play dumb, but I'm pretty sure we both know what part of your post he's referring to.

    You might as well walk around with a sign that has "I'M AN ANGRY INCEL" written in red, bold font.
     
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    Don't forget Cam and Tari. Just imagine next yr
     
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    You calling Alpi ANYBODY?
     
  8. clos4life

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    I'm very excited that Jalen Green is doing better than ever. I cheer for Jalen to succeed. If him having a baby with his worn-out grandma gold digging GF helps him on the court then more power to him, as long as he keeps delivering that's fine with me.

    It seems to me that you are the one wearing that sign, because I'm cool with it.
     
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    Worn out I do not know, I think she is smarter than she looks like, she was getting paid by multiple athletes as I understand it and already has a 22 year old son.....

    Babymaking is her way to collect them checks..... hope she does not want to make babies in her 50s/60s.

    If we go all out on casual dates with some dessert in the evening and come out with a kid....what would it be like.

     
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    Gold-digging women generally are very smart and manage to get multiple payouts. They know exactly what they are doing. Jalen is just the latest and she caught him young. I'm happy that he is currently happy, time will tell if this will pan out well or if he will learn hard lessons on life. Cheering for the young kid and his baby.
     
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    What I am saying she spent it on face lifts and arse lifts to keep her fresh for guys like Jalen and 20 year olds that have no experience.
     
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    Jalen's personal life is of no concern to me, at least until he's doing something objectively harmful to people, but you seem to know an awful lot about it, and have some unnecessarily strong opinions about his choice in women.

    ... But this discussion piqued my interest enough to see if she was literally a grandma... Can't find evidence of it in a quick google search. So that virgin sign seems to be getting louder, but maybe I'm missing something.
     
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    I think a lotta people forget that, especially among darker colored races, many women don't age as poorly as the societal "norm" (aka white people). It's the one form of privilege they don't have... dat sun protection, I guess. But 39 is really not that old. A lot of women naturally still look fantastic and fit at 39. After two kids, maybe less so, but with enough work ("natural" work, like diet, exercise, and reducing stress), it's still absolutely possible.

    ... Of course, I'm not ruling out that she's had some less-than-natural work done, and who cares if so, I'm just saying it's not impossible she kept it tight and has good genes. Black don't crack and all that.
     
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    He is playing great, and it is wonderful to see, something much have finally clicked, let's hope it lasts.

    DD
     
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    You want to have a real discussion about it now?
     
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    The example that dude gives about impressing some random 20 year old chick doesn't apply at all to Jalen. He's already rich, he's gonna get a massive extension from some NBA team barring injury, and he's flown all around North America on a chartered plane. If he's into an attractive 39 year old woman, more power to him.
     
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    You do seem heavily invested, enough to Google a nobody's GARM comment for accuracy. Curious, but whatever floats your boat bud!

    I'm just glad Jalen's geriatric fetish is paying off on the court, more power to him, his baby and baby gma!
     

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