ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Nets 1/27/2024

This is the game if the Rockets has an actual GM Jalen would be gone

 

Can the Rockets please go at least 1 posession that doesnt involve a lazy pass that either gets picked off or gets almost picked off?

My nerves cant take much more. Im developing a twitch.

 

Refs staring at opposing players out of bounds vs. Rockets:

 

Dud game thus far, brb

 

Down 20 and it feels like we're down 200

 

20 pts is nothing in modern NBA. We just need to wake up.

 

To be down 20 is an actual miracle.

 

“We’re not playing any defense. They’re getting anything they want.”

 

That first half was seven hours long

 

We gon win

 

Just whittle it down to single digits

 

Hilarious how Jabari, the role player, is suddenly missed...

 

I would love to be a fly on the wall in the Rocket’s locker room at halftime….hide the women and children….

 

@Joe Rocket was right, there was no funk snapping last game. But we still have time this game to put together a good run!

 

I can't even get excited for halftime.

Wait, what are the Nets doing? Professional dancers at halftime? Don't they know that kids will do it for free??

 

Ime must really hate Cam Whitmore. He instantly gets benched for doing the same **** Jalen does every game, Jalen has the green light to shoot random step back 3s on any given possession. No one tells him anything. Ime starting to coach like Silas with this favoritism bs

 

This is the worst half of rockets basketball I can remember witnessing since Silas. I get that Tari and Jabari are out, but this makes me question all of the progress we’ve made through the first half of the season. Absolutely unacceptable!

 

“Modern NBA” but Rockets are 90s NBA

 

Tbf his replacement is 64 years old.

 

All the players are playing from bad to terrible. Udoka needs to get the belt.