Don't worry we won't lose to Detroit on Monday....

We will never get out of Cato's shadow.

 

Raptors are gonna lose first tonight, I'm watching the game right now and Toronto is absolutely awful. They just aren't getting as much attention because they're in Canada and Pistons are taking the headlines.

Barnes is so over-rated as a player. He's just an elite role player that's all but is being played up like an All-Star.

With the trade they just made moving OG and Precious, Siakam likely leaving in the off-season, the Raptors are gonna be tanking for years to come.

 

The league will make sure the Rockets are the assholes against whom the Detroit get a win.

Trap game.

 

That era was tragic... Matt Maloney's contract which I thought we were out from under, but I understand we're still paying him. Then Kelvin Cato's contract that rap songs were written about. My God.

 

The slogan of one of those years was "Big things are happening" or something corny like that. And someone made a meme with that slogan and a picture of cash surrounding Cato.

 

Oh boy, we need a powerful anti-jinx for this one. (Inhale) here goes….

The Rockets will lose to Detroit on Monday by 50 points and will proceed to lose every remaining game this year.

Jock Landale will be named the new starting center and will lead the team in time of possession. the Rockets will sign Daishen Nix and name him the new starting SG after trading Jalen Green and all the Brooklyn picks for Russell Westbrook.

Udoka will be fired and Scottie Pippen will be signed to a 5-year contract as head coach with Kevin McHale and Stephen Silas as assistants. Fertata will move the team to Louisville and will retain the rights to the team name and “Clutch City” brand.

 

Detroit won... pressure is off. They'll start another losing streak come Monday.

 

The Craptors did it for us. Honestly Cade looks real good

 

Pistons got their Dub out of the way.

 

Don’t sleep on them. The annual Stephen Silas fake winning streak is coming.

 

No need to bring back Dillon or Bari now that the streak is dead. Just roll with the same crew from Philly game. If anything rest Tari as well and give Bullock some run.

This Detroit team is ****ing awful. Cade makes Jalen look like Kyrie Irving.

 

Is Kyrie supposed to scare me, also depends on which Kyrie, the Sage burning, docu defending Kyrie....or the Boston Kyrie.

 

Thompson twin showdown. I hope they get into a fist fight.

 

Bros got 1 win in 2 months and immediately start terrorizing Twitter with "Cade is the best in his draft class" lol

 

Pistons 106
Rockets 93

 

Teammates will get confused and pass to the wrong guy.

 

Lol fights never look good during New Year.

 

I ran into Tilman at the Galleria. He said the coaching staff will be fired if they lose to the Pistons. They will try to bring in Bill Obrien and Burt Steele as advisors to right the ship.

 

Damn that got dark.

 

FIFY.