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[BentCarrot] Doctors say you're more likely to fracture your penis at Christmas

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by KingCheetah, Dec 21, 2023.

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  1. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    #1 KingCheetah, Dec 21, 2023
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    OP I think we need a Sengun thread in Unsorted
     
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  4. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    I learned everything I need to know from that commercial.

    @Xerobull
     
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    Reverse cowgirl is the most dangerous common position, fyi
     
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  8. ThatBoyNick

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    Damn I didn’t even know it was possible to fracture it

    I go hard in the paint but I don’t think I’ve don’t that yet. Probably a few bruises


    Merry Christmas y’all I hope y’all’s Yule logs stay healthy
     
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    Is there an actual bone in there?
     
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  10. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Not if you wear helmets.
     
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    That's "One to Grow on."
     
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    If you have to ask you'll never know. ;)
     
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    lelz noobs. that's why fapping is king.
     
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    I took this part yo mean
    “When a penis fractures it most often happens during 'over-enthusiastic' sex, snapping under the weight of a partner's body”
    Don’t do fat chicks
     
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    It's usually from a botched landing. and the guy knows immediately.
     
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    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    It all makes sense now.

     
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    Wait, you're a doctor now? Damn, I feel old...I believe I remember you posting here when you were 14.
     
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    Ye Olde Cracked Yule Log
     
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    WHAM!!! Indeed.
     
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  20. Buck Turgidson

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    Whatever you say, big cat.
     
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