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TF is Nikki texting my wife at my number?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Xerobull, Dec 8, 2023.

  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    b****, don’t judge a book by its color and tax bracket. My wife don want none your ****.
     
    #1 Xerobull, Dec 8, 2023
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  2. Invisible Fan

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    You're banging Nikki Haley?!?
     
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  3. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    She's. Got. The texts. That kill.

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    Ted Cruz still texts me. He wants the D
     
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  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    This changes everything
     
    #5 Xerobull, Dec 9, 2023
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  6. rocketsjudoka

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    Or do you suspect your wife cheating on you with Nikki Haley?!:eek:
     
    #6 rocketsjudoka, Dec 9, 2023
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  7. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Yes, I was sorry to break that possibility to you. But your wife could be having an affair with Nikki Sixx, who just turned 65 and is now eligible for Medicare.
     
    #7 B-Bob, Dec 9, 2023
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  8. Bandwagoner

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    wait till she makes her move

    WATCH OUT!
     
    #8 Bandwagoner, Dec 9, 2023
  9. ROXRAN

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    She's a man eater
     
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    I got the same. Nikki is thirsty.
     
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    #11 Ubiquitin, Dec 9, 2023
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    Nikki with that late text, that I think I am late text.
     
    #12 Ubiquitin, Dec 9, 2023
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    I donated to one Senate race ever. It was Rand Paul's first time running. I never did anything ever again, or signed up for any newsletter or email **** or anything. And I still get a maybe weekly email from some Conservative group, no matter how many times I unsubscribe.
     
    #13 Haymitch, Dec 9, 2023
  14. Invisible Fan

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    Certified homewrecker
     
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  16. B-Bob

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    "Stop to Stop" is actually a good campaign slogan for the current political cycle.

    Vote B-Bob
    And together we will Stop to Stop!
     
    #16 B-Bob, Dec 9, 2023
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  17. ThatBoyNick

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    It's probably Vivek
     
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    Text STOP to donate! Text DONATE to stop.
     
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    "Press * to not stop the Nicky beeBobBop"
     
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