Things That Annoy You

A weird annoying thing happened to me today too:

was on a flight and happened to be by the lavatory. Some lady comes over and taps me on the shoulder as I’m halfway through John Wick 4, and asks me if I could let her know when the bathroom is free.

Like… wtf people. What is humanity coming to?

 

I know nothing about her or her music, outside of the fact that apparently her fans are crazy.

Then I heard a great line recently:

Taylor Swift fans are just Juggalos who grew up in stable homes.

and everything made a bit more sense.

 

Which airline? This sounds fun

 

Alaskan… which actually I typically am high on.

To be fair the flight attendant witnesses this monstrosity and gave me an extra jack and coke on the house.

So the world hasn’t completely gone to sh$t yet.

 

My daughter is 8 and obsessed.

So yeah I can confirm Swift fans are legit crazy, and annoy the crap out of me on a daily basis.

 

PragerU ads on Youtube…it’s like an infestation for me right now, and I do not consume or look up PragerU or right wing media, so Idk why I keep getting them

I’ll be in the shower listening to a true crime documentary, and the bullsh*t ad comes on that I often end up having to listen to the whole 2-3 minute sh*t ad

 

The fact that apparently no one seems to stop for a red light these days...

 

Its more of a suggestion then a rule I hear ya, I always get the one guy doing like 50 to get through the red light................one thing I have been noticing lately is friggin motorcycles who zig zag in traffic when its bumper to bumper, one of these dudes is gonna get killed doing that, I had one guy riding on the shoulder then darts in front of me and then goes in-between the lanes, I didn't even know that was a thing.

 

Right now, it's Astros pitching.

 

The constant gambling ads/ promos and goofy celeb prop bets are driving me nuts -- reminds me of the cigarette ad days.*


*IF YOU HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM PLEASE CALL 1-800-BET-HELP FOR ASSISTANCE

 

Creed, Texas Rangers

 

Batting Martin Maldanado when the Stros are
Trailing and there are base runners

 

I just saw he's a free agent nothing has ever made me happier than seeing that news.

 

Realizing how much my life revolves around baseball

 

Good news! You don’t have to worry about baseball anymore for 2023

 

My sons play so no

 

If I have my blinkers on for 10 seconds and have a 2 car width gap that I pull over into do not honk your horn for 20 seconds like I just eviscerated your entire family

 

You can't be driving in Houston like that?

 

Colorado this week, happened twice... ****ing rocky mountain tick fever or something dude

 

That bro who slides in an interview into an empty slot at 430 on your calendar without asking first.