Ancient Jontronian statue discovered in Turkey

GOAT thread title

 

Reminds me of all the times archaeologists have discovered Roman ruins and then deciphered the writing on the walls and it's basically all profanity, and mostly about dicks

 

Jontronian activities have been a part of human behavior likely since our prehominid ancestors.

 

I noticed in Egypt that a lot of temple and tomb paintings have boners.

 

You could say it’s rock hard.

 

https://www.google.com/search?channel=fenc&client=firefox-b-1-d&q=roman+ruins+england+penis#ip=1

 

A loner stoner boner?

 

it's normal, in fact a holy ritual throughout human history. brehs these days are weird about it, dunno why. a fap a day gives way to a clear mind and a clear path to the force

 

Erected by @Jontro ancestry?

 

likely?

 

I never even knew Jontro was into pottery, but why put it inside a turkey

Was it a handsome bird?

 

This is deep in many Jontro levels of perversion. Bravo!

 

Which came first:

chicken v egg

stick v Jontro's rod

 

Not that there’s anything wrong with that

 

It took the development of hands first.
Here’s what it looked like