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PSA for Hollins

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DrNuegebauer, Oct 10, 2023.

  1. OremLK

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  2. Dankstronaut

    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.

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    Also, Jock Landale.

    Over/Under how long it takes for the casuals to bust out some low grade "Jock Strap" pun?
     
  3. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Jack/Jock Lawndale!

    Ok, guilty. :(

    But I think mine was more of a mid-grade reference to riding jocks or something. So there.
     
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  4. rimrocker

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    Hollis is terrible. When he did a promo while trying to do an accent—well, that should have had him fired on the spot.Just atrocious.
     
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    One thing for sure and two for certain, Hollins loves him some marg mondays
     
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    Before he became a Rocket, I must admit that I would say Fleet as well.
     
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  7. Hank McDowell

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    Playing the Ryan Hollins drinking game tonight. You have a teaspoon of beer every time he says the word “man”. I expect to die from alcohol poisoning before the third quarter.
     
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    They say he was the songwriter for this song.

     
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  9. DrNuegebauer

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    I hear you tonight Hollins.

    Credit where credit is due, clearly the man read the thread and learned!
     
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    I was really hoping with the new tv deal he'd be dropped - will continue hoping that each off-season.

    Good lord is this guy bad.

    This take is probably the worst I've heard from him - which isn't a small bar to conquer either.

    "he's almost like a secondary point guard"

    Landale.

    Jock Landale is who he is talking about.
     
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  11. DrNuegebauer

    DrNuegebauer Member

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    Hollins...

    Why can you still not say our Point Guards name?
    It is not van Ffffleet


    Practice
    Van
    Vleet
    Say 'v....v....v....v....v....v....v....v...'
     
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    VanFleet doesn’t care. Get over it.
     
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    Why do we even have this garbage lineup?
     
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    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    I half expected this thread was bumped because the Rockets were playing Hollins at C
     
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