HOLY **** Squib ball, kick it, play with it, grab it, toss it, turn it, scoop it. Just like they teach you to do at Bragg Stockton's Baseball Camp "Like a swiss ****ing watch, Walter"
Just got home from Break Fast, popping open a Crawford Bock, hopping on CF.Net, and firing up the 'Stros right in time for a sick ass double play.